19. The Guy From Jeff's Gym (Community, S06E09)
- Bret Hart introduces Sami Zayn (WWE Raw, 05-04-15)
- Shaq – Lip Sync Battle (Inside the NBA, 05-06-15)
- Shaq Falling Down Memes (Inside the NBA, 05-06-15)
- "She does her BM in the PM." (Bob's Burgers, S05E18)
- "Please limit your alerts to Roy G. Biv." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E21)
- "I can't make a woman's choice for her. I stand with Wendy! Did I do that right?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E21)
- "Terry loves lavender." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E21)
- Lancel engraving his forehead (Game of Thrones, S05E04)
- "You know nothing, Jon Snow." (Game of Thrones, S05E04)
"Carol's a real special lady."
"Hey. You're a real special lady." (The Last Man on Earth, S01E13)
- "You are a toilet paper corn dog." (The Last Man on Earth, S01E13)
- The Last Man on Earth Season Grade: B-
"Miller Beer is coming in tomorrow for handshakes on their new idea – diet beer."
"For ladies?" (Mad Men, S07E12)
"It's an octopus pleasuring a lady." (Mad Men, S07E12)
(Mad Men, S07E12)
"I specifically posted a note on the refrigerator saying that the more narrow spoons be reserved for the eating of Fage yogurt by me. Look at this. The angle's all wrong."
"Aren't you supposed to just tip that little plastic cup part up and dump the jam into the yogurt?"
"How would you know that? Have you been eating my Fage yogurts?" (Silicon Valley, S02E04)
- "I've disrupted fatherhood." (Silicon Valley, S02E04)
- Abu Nazir! (Veep, S04E04)
- "Man up, Gary, or at least lady down a bit." (Veep, S04E04)
- "Why in the name of pixelated fuck would you do that?" (Veep, S04E04)
- "Fine. Inject him with the happy cupcake virus." (Veep, S04E04)
- "Dead kids baked in the cupcakes." (Veep, S04E04)
"No, you're not."
"Yes, we are."
"I'm 48!" (Veep, S04E04)
"I heard that she's supposed to have the worst of the STDs."
"No way. A baby?" (China, IL, S03E05)
- "Dude, get your molesterol checked." (China, IL, S03E05)
- "A knife is a good friend when you have no other." (Gotham, S01E22)
- Gotham Season Grade: D+
- ♫: The Head and the Heart – "Rivers and Roads" (New Girl, S04E22)
- New Girl Season Grade: D
- "Do Irish tears not sparkle?" (Modern Family, S06E22)
- "I'm sorry if they don't talk that way in Lightskinsylvania." (Black-ish, S01E22)
- "I was a LUG – lesbian until graduation." (Black-ish, S01E22)
- "Crazy Glazy." (Louie, S05E05)
- ♫: "Diarrhea Song" (Louie, S05E05)
- "Attention, staff. Bob Odenkirk played a lawyer on Breaking Bad. That is Saul." (Childrens Hospital, S06E08)
- Jimmy/Steve! (Orphan Black, S03E04)
- Home video of Kenan = D2: The Mighty Ducks (Saturday Night Live, S40E20)
- "If you want to fight Floyd Mayweather more than once, you have to date him." (Saturday Night Live, S40E20)