I can't stop laughing at this: Something about these Ant-Man stills, viewed concurrently, makes me laugh a lot.
Date Archives July 2015
Shamone Ibérico
IF ONLY. What if her doctor had not excised the spermatophores? Are squid spermatophores transmittable orally? Story Idea: She impregnates a woman via cunnilingus, and…half-squid child – a male who ejaculates black semen. Red Dawn Marvel Comics Pay Homage to Hip-Hop Albums With Variant Covers
We're some kind of suicide squad
Has anyone watched this web series that Subway commissioned to "engage its brand with the VICE audience"? The Thing Burger is topped with a "Thing sauce" and served on a bun that evokes The Thing. The Human Torch Skillet contains fire-roasted bell peppers and jalapeños,…
Death by snu-snu
On a Warmer Planet, Which Cities Will Be Safest? Under any model of climate change, scientists say, most of the country will look and feel drastically different in 2050, 2100 and beyond, even as cities and states try to adapt and plan ahead. Although few…
I cried when the Multiple Man died
Chris Hardwick was so ubiquitous at Comic-Con that I wonder if Nerdist Industries couldn't stage its own convention and crush Comic-Con. A Nerdist-Con could definitely poach the Walking Dead panels from Comic-Con, as well as any panels for parent company Legendary's films, so…all of Universal's…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
28. Kaleidoscopic Lesbian Sex Scene (Hannibal, S03E06) Honourable Mention Jan Erik Eckland (7 Days in Hell, 07-11-15) Stray Observations Mad Max (True Detective, S02E03) "No country for white men, boy." (True Detective, S02E03) "You can keep your rings on. It won't matter to me." (True…
Polar Bear or Africa
This week, MTV released the trailer for a special I worked on, and white people seem to be taking it well. From someone who has actually seen the special, such reactions are much ado about nothing. related: On Jim Ross' latest podcast, he discussed how…
Compro Oro
LIVE ACTION SMURFS AND SELENA IMPERSONATORS. Ended up staying in Los Angeles for a week longer than planned. Now I only have two weeks to get in shape for my next trip.
Borochos
RT: ANT-MAN quotes are brilliant out of context. Ant-Man is set in San Francisco, like seemingly every film this summer. Ant-Man, Terminator Genisys, Inside Out, San Andreas…
Minor Crash, No Injuries
"Lift with your legs, not your back." "You don't think I'm trying to do that? My body just keeps defaulting to my back." In less than a year, I have moved someone else from New York City to San Francisco, and then from San Francisco…