The world is a vampire.
Steven: i need cool 80s action stars
Steven: obscurer the better
Steven: my brother is getting married and his bachelor party theme is 80s action stars
Jon: sonny landham
Jon: michael dudikoff
Steven: a ninja costume would be easy to get
Jon: be vasquez in aliens
Steven: that's a really great one actually
Steven: what are you gonna be for halloween?
Jon: probably elliot alderson
Jon: easy, zeitgeist-y…
Jon: i wish i had time to invest in being mason verger or a war boy
Jon: maybe for thanksgiving
Norm Macdonald: A Raw and Uncensored Interview
"I find [Bill Maher] completely unfunny. Like, maybe the unfunniest person I've ever encountered that's called a comedian."