Stick with me and you'll be farting through silk

The world is a vampire.

Steven: i need cool 80s action stars
Steven: obscurer the better
Steven: my brother is getting married and his bachelor party theme is 80s action stars
Jon: sonny landham
Jon: michael dudikoff
Steven: a ninja costume would be easy to get
Jon: oh
Jon: be vasquez in aliens
Steven: that's a really great one actually

Steven: what are you gonna be for halloween?
Jon: probably elliot alderson
Jon: easy, zeitgeist-y…
Jon: i wish i had time to invest in being mason verger or a war boy
Jon: maybe for thanksgiving

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