Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

50. Wedding Photo (Transparent, S02E01)

Honourable Mention

  • Lao Ban Santa (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E10)
  • Chanel's missive to end all missives (Scream Queens, S01E12)

Stray Observations

  • "I hereby christen thee…Snackie Chan!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E09)
  • "You're what sneezes are!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E09)
  • "Damn, Neil DeGrasse Tyson!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E09)
  • "We are the nine thousand, two hundred, sixty-one. We are not spared." (The Leftovers, S02E10)
  • ♫: NOVA – "Kyabe Knights" (The Leftovers, S02E10)
  • The Leftovers Season Grade: B+
  • "Nobody wants to see another Paris." (Homeland, S05E10)
  • Martin Freeman narrating (Fargo, S02E09)
  • "It's just a flying saucer, hon. We got to go." (Fargo, S02E09)
  • "Okay then." (Fargo, S02E09)
  • "I thought Irishmen had potatoes. It looks like you're just smuggling some tater tots." (WWE Raw, 12-07-15)
  • "Werewolf pubes." (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E01)
  • "A rolling stone gather no moss, but it do gather pubes." (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E01)
  • Garrity Chinatown (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E01)
  • "Don't you switch my words."
    "I'll words you switch!" (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E01)
  • "Neon Joe is gonna be out of our pubes soon enough." (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E01)
  • "All these white Santas are just Chinese Santa's Mitch-es." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E10)
  • "We can't give mom Tupac lyrics as her present." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E10)
  • "To all the relentless unwashed hoards on Twitter, who have taken every opportunity to mock and attack me mercilessly from the safety of their stained futons…" (Scream Queens, S01E12)
  • "I lost my virginity to a Nickelback song." (Scream Queens, S01E12)
  • "I'm gonna go disinvite Jerry Seinfeld from speaking at commencement. He told a joke about a woman once." (Scream Queens, S01E13)
  • "Couple that with my BJ lips.." (Scream Queens, S01E13)
  • Jesse Helms Stadium (Scream Queens, S01E13)
  • "I just don't understand how deep the hole's supposed to be."
    "Whore deep!" (Scream Queens, S01E13)
  • ♫: Martika – "Toy Soldiers" (Scream Queens, S01E13)
  • Deputized strippers (Scream Queens, S01E13)

(Scream Queens, S01E13)

  • "I remember that little girl's face in the bathroom that night. It's burned into my memory, like Joe Theismann's injury and '2 Girls 1 Cup.'" (Scream Queens, S01E13)
  • Scream Queens Season Grade: C-

(Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E02)

  • "I'd like to hear a little bit about it about it." (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E02)
  • "You're jealous of a goldfish? A daily chore that ends in heartbreak?" (Black-ish, S02E10)
  • "What is PC but a verbal form of gentrification?" (South Park, S19E09)
  • South Park Season Grade: C+
  • "Ooh, you smell good. What is that, McDonald's?" (The League, S07E13)
  • Old Nick Kroll is Larry David (The League, S07E13)
  • The League Season Grade: D
  • You're the Worst Season Grade: C-
  • "Goddamn Hulu." (American Horror Story, S05E09)

(Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E03)

  • Nathan For You Season Grade: A-
  • Convincing gumbo (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E04)
  • "Your last name Willis?"
    "No, why?"
    "'Cause right about now, I feel like saying, 'What'chu talkin' 'bout, Bruce?'" (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E04)

Penile guillotine + dignity cap (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E04)

Barrett having sex with a giant hacky sack (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E04)

  • The Amazing Race Season Grade: D-
  • "Put my Iwo in your Jima." (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E05)
  • "I'll never forget how you move your body to reggae." (Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter, S01E05)
  • Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter Season Grade: C
  • "She's a filing cabinet with a hairdo." (Transparent, S02E01)
  • ♫: Alice Boman – "Waiting" (Transparent, S02E01)
  • ♫: LCD Soundsystem – "Dance Yrself Clean" (Transparent, S02E02)
  • "Canter's cole slaw, the best." (Transparent, S02E07)
  • Transparent Season Grade: C


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