Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

9. Shane McMahon returns (WWE Raw, 02-22-16)

Stray Observations

(Shameless, S06E07)

(Shameless, S06E07)

  • Ian dancing (Shameless, S06E07)
  • Armed and naked (The Walking Dead, S06E10)
  • "You still morally flexible?" (Better Call Saul, S02E02)
  • "Hoboken Squat Cobbler. […] Dutch Apple Ass."
    "What the hell is a Squat Cobbler?"
    "It's when a man sits in pie. He sits in a pie, and he wiggles around. […] Technically, he does Crybaby Squats, so there's tears." (Better Call Saul, S02E02)

(WWE Raw, 02-22-16)

"Dang, fool. Even by Chinese standards you're a nerd."
"My backpack doesn't agree with you." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E14)

  • "Flight attendants don't even get a seat on the plane! They walk back and forth pushing a cart! They're the homeless of the sky!" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E14)
  • "Are you afraid, Stacy? Are you afraid of my pog hand?" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E14)
  • "How are you still shaving?"
    "I'm doing full body, Winston. I started from the bottom, now I'm here." (New Girl, S05E08)
  • "Be careful."
    "Oh, don't worry about me. I'll be invisible. Now you see me, now you—" [starts car, "Call Me Maybe" blasts] (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E17)
  • "People exchange flash drives at all hours." (The Grinder, S01E16)
  • The music when O.J. enters his plea + his thumbs up (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E04)
  • "She loved to give a Brentwood Hello."
    "I'm sorry, a Brenthood Hello?"
    "It was a little joke we had, where she would go into a guy's bedroom while he was asleep and, you know, give, go down on him." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E04)
  • "Black women don't like you."
    "What? No, no, that's idiotic. I have tried many, many cases in front of black women and won. I have a rapport with them. […] Some of those black women still write me letters!" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E04)
  • "Faye's got it all wrong. That's not true. That's not true. …Okay, that's true." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E04)
  • "Lesbian sex, 197." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E04)
  • "If these people convict me, maybe I did do it." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E04)
  • ♫: Above the Law – "Black Superman" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E04)
  • "I loved Trainwreck."
    "Loved? Are you kidding me? That Marv Albert scene?"
    "So funny, right?"
    "What movie was that from?!" (Black-ish, S02E16)
  • "Lord knows I did not need to know about Peabo Bryson." (Black-ish, S02E16)
  • "You know I was a Panther."
    "You were a Bobcat!"
    "We were Panther adjacent. Still part of the radical cat family." (Black-ish, S02E16)
  • "Keep it light, you bitch." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E08)
  • "Leprechauns aren't real, so what we're dealing with here is a little person in a glue trap."
    "Dude, if he is a human being, he's gonna sue the shit out of us."
    "If he's a leprechaun, he's got a pot of gold."
    "Yeah— Well, yeah, that's…" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E08)
  • "Do you realize what just happened? You made a wish, which the leprechaun clearly granted. You know, everyone knows you capture a leprechaun, you get three wishes, right? So we gotta think very carefully what our next two are here."
    "I wish I could live forever!"
    "What are you doing?! I wish you don't! How about that?!"
    "No! No! Why did you do that?!"
    "Why did you do that?!"
    "Why didn't you say, 'I wish I could live forever'?!"
    "And live forever with yooouuu?!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E08)
  • "I don't wanna be on your weird website!"
    "Well, if you don't comply with me, then you're gonna end up on the weird one." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E08)
  • "I went to the Rainbow to look for a pot of gold."
    "The gay bar?"
    "And when I got back, I found this bag full of wallets hidden where we keep the towels."
    "Why did you need towels?"
    "Not answering questions." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E08)
  • Destroying a SIM card with a garbage disposal (American Crime, S02E08)

(Top Chef, S13E12)

  • "Bri-an Hen-son! Bri-an Hen-son!" (Workaholics, S06E07)
  • "Look what your boys got for you." [a case of Dasani bottled water] (Baskets, S01E06)
  • "Dasani has really enhanced our brand." (Baskets, S01E06)
  • "I read an article about them, the Chemical Brothers. They used a rapper called Q-Tip."
    "What a cute name."
    "Why, was Kleenex not available?"
    [cricket chirping] (Baskets, S01E06)
  • "I don't know if your CD will appeal to her. She's more of an Aquafina lady." (Baskets, S01E06)
  • "Everyone, we have gotten invited to have pre-show hot dogs with the Chemical Brothers." (Baskets, S01E06)
  • Louie Anderson as a woman lying on a bed eating whipped cream with a spatula (Baskets, S01E06)
  • Colombia's national sport: tejo (The Amazing Race, S28E03)
  • ♫: FIDLAR! (Love, S01E06)
  • Gus' closing title song jam sessions are excruciating (Love, S01E08)
  • "I'm a witch. This is witch sex." (Love, S01E08)
  • Love Season Grade: D+

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Fargo
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets


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