"Gourmet man food"? I am chuffed to announce my band The Blond Jews' fourth album, Midlife Vices. I re-learned how to play piano, trombone, double bass, and cello for it. Track listing: 1. Nerd Preserves (feat. MC Paul Barman) 2. Stick to Sports 3. Fiscal…
Date Archives February 2016
Vermin Supreme
The NBA All-Star Celebrity Game has become just a platform for Kevin Hart to promote his films. Oh, he's coaching this year. Oh, he's coaching against Drake. Oh, it's USA vs. Canada. Drake is coaching Win Butler and the Property Brothers! And Kris Wu! Who…
Naan More Black
Previously on Adam Riff™: I am chuffed to present Backwash, a podcast by Adam Robot and I. Episode 9: iTunes link 1. Escape Room / Gallagher House 2. Hot Weather vs. Cold Weather / Constellations / Public Restrooms 3. Rain the Color of Blue with…
Chicken Swastika Masala
Previously on Adam Riff™ (2006): My mother sent me an e-mail regarding Chinese New Year's Day. On January 28th, from 11 P.M. onwards to Jan 29, 11 P.M., there are certain restrictions that should be observed, to ensure good luck and prosperity in the new…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
6. Dirty Dancing (Saturday Night Live, S41E12) Honourable Mention Yanis accidentally immolates himself (Shameless, S06E04) Charles Barkley's Rant About The Suns (Inside the NBA, 02-05-16) Kevin Roberts (Saturday Night Live, S41E12) Bern Your Enthusiasm (Saturday Night Live, S41E12) Stray Observations "Chicago Fire Island." (Shameless, S06E04)…
Victors Frankenstein
College football recruiting parodies itself. How is Randy Sklar top-billed? Update: He's the MC.
Eater's Digest: Des Moines, IA
January 2016 alba / zombie burger / tacopocalypyse / buzzard billy's / fong's pizza / palmer's deli and market Chorizo Fries (Alba) grana padano, pickled jalapenos I didn't think I liked chorizo, but these smothered fries were scrumptious. Crispy Pig Ears (Alba) cornbread and buttermilk,…