Chuck Norris with a thesaurus

Apropos of nothing, I re-scored Westworld's opening credits with The Weeknd's "Starboy":

Jon: How many seasons do you think The Walking Dead will run?
Rory: 12.
Jon: Oof. I'd be 40 when it ends.
Jon: Chris Hardwick would be 50.

Jon: The Walking Dead is about to begin its seventh season and has already been renewed for an eighth.
Jon: Stargate SG-1, currently the longest-running cable drama in history, ran 10 seasons.
Jon: 12 may be low.

Jon: Norman Reedus is 47. How old do you think he will be when the inevitable Daryl spin-off ends?
Jon: Over/under: Eligible for full Social Security benefits.

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