5. Opening credits (The Young Pope, S01E03/S01E04)
Honourable Mention
- Sabrina vs. Chip fight (The Mick, S01E06)
Stray Observations
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"Hey, have you seen Zorn?"
"No. Why? Everything okay?"
"Well, I'm worried about Alan. He had a 40-minute shower cry."
"I don't know much about parenting. I'm gonna guess 'gay.'" (Son of Zorn, S01E11) - "Presidents don't get chances; they get tested." (Homeland, S06E02)
- "The young are always more extreme than the old." (The Young Pope, S01E03)
- "Believers don't cry." (The Young Pope, S01E04)
- "She's the metronome of sleep." (The Young Pope, S01E04)
- "Ben, are you watching Alien?! Oh come on, man! Aliens is a way better movie." (The Mick, S01E06)
- "I have sailed to places where there is no damnation." (Taboo, S01E03)
- "You could allow your cunt to swallow the work of an honest man." (Taboo, S01E03)
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"As you know, only a child of Earth can wear the crown of the High King. I will ask you a series of questions designed to root out all pretenders to the throne. Only a true High King will hold the answers in his heart."
"Come at me."
"What popular American television program stars actor Tim Daly?"
"What the fuck?"
"He was in a lot of TV shows." (The Magicians, S02E01) -
"This is gonna touch all of Frank's Fluids."
"My God, there are other fluids?"
"Yeah. Wolf Cola, some Nip boba drink…" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E04) - "Now social media will come down on you with the fury of a middle-aged man who has accomplished nothing." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E04)
- "You're gonna be puking on your dick in no time." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E04)
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"I want to, like, put it in one of those trumpet shells and smoke it."
"It's called a 'cock shell.' I saw that in an underwater porno once."
"Little Spermaid, yeah." (Workaholics, S07E03) - ♫: Melodysheep – "Get Pitted" (Workaholics, S07E03)
(Workaholics, S07E03)
- "Hodor!" (Workaholics, S07E03)
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"Ohhh man, we've gotta find a way out of here. I cannot die in Crocs."
"There's an empty jacuzzi. I cannot die in an empty jacuzzi like my aunts."
"What?"
"They all died in an empty jacuzzi." (Workaholics, S07E03) -
"I'd love to be a cheerleader. It would look great on my college applications. But, last year, when I tried out, Cheryl said I was too fat."
"'Too season five Betty Draper.'" (Riverdale, S01E01) - ♫: Tove Styrke – "Number One" (Riverdale, S01E01)
- Clown toilet (Baskets, S02E02)
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"Hey, you know, if you need any jokes, I found a joke book at the dump."
"What were you doing at the dump? On a date or something?"
"No, I was just snooping around."
"Snooping around?"
"Yeah, what else do you do at the dump?" (Baskets, S02E02) - "Martha, take the children back to the corn." (Baskets, S02E02)
(Portlandia, S07E04)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Stranger Things
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Atlanta
Last call on Adam Riff™'s 2016 audio mixes: