9. Don't tell mom the babysitter's Quinn (Homeland, S06E05)
Honourable Mention
- Alex Jones (Homeland, S06E05)
- CMFB! (Club for My Friend's Band) (Portlandia, S07E08)
- Daredevil opening credits (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S01E04)
- Filming during and disrupting an actual IMAX premiere screening of The Force Awakens (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S01E04)
- Daredevil fight (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S01E04)
Stray Observations
- Tina eating cat food (Bob's Burgers, S07E10)
- Punch from a soap dispenser (Son of Zorn, S01E13)
- Son of Zorn Season Grade: C
(The Walking Dead, S07E10)
- Lauren Lapkus' left boob (Crashing, S01E01)
- "Why is my hand towel on your dick?" (Crashing, S01E01)
-
"He's a really talented artist."
"Oh, I'm sure he's great. They give all the master artists third grade. What's your fuckin' medium? Hand turkeys? Paste noodles?" (Crashing, S01E01) -
"Is that the Parthenon?"
"He's Greek."
"You're leaving me for a guy that has the fuckin' Parthenon on his back?" (Crashing, S01E01) -
"Damn. You got unexpected crackhead strength, Kevin."
"Don't judge me. You don't know where my regular strength ends and my crackhead strength begins." (Superior Donuts, S01E04) -
"Be careful."
"Yes, you have your whole…a couple of years ahead of you." (Superior Donuts, S01E04) - "Okay, mother, I'm just coming." (Bates Motel, S05E01)
- "I know everything about you – what scares you, what you want, what you Google." (Bates Motel, S05E01)
- ♫: Etta James – "At Last" (Bates Motel, S05E01)
-
"September 26, 1983. Bob Forsch, he pitched a no-hitter against the Expos. That was the last day I saw my father. He went to get a hot dog during the seventh inning stretch and he just…never came back."
"He walked out from a no-hitter?" (The Mick, S01E10) - "What kind of rational man believes in justice?" (Taboo, S01E07)
- Rough golf course (Taboo, S01E07)
- "I have a use for you." (Taboo, S01E07)
- "It's a PANDORA bracelet. This one's a heart, you know, for obvious reasons. This one's an owl, because you finished college. And this one's a soccer ball, because it's rad." (Detroiters, S01E03)
(Detroiters, S01E03)
-
"My king, I have the best news."
"If that rabbit was a prosecco, I'd agree." (The Magicians, S02E05) - "Really? Live Free or Die Hard is your favourite Die Hard?" (Black-ish, S03E16)
- "Everyone, this has been a long day. Why don't we just go sleep on it, and we'll vote first thing in the morning? Scandal is on tonight. Let the kid watch one more Scandal." (Black-ish, S03E16)
- Coffee maker (Legion, S01E03)
- "I bought poop on the dark web and stuffed it up my butt to lose weight." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E08)
- "You're the honey that the bee makes / You're the sugar on the pound…carrot." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E08)
- "You make life sweet, Dee / You make life sweet for…I…" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E08)
- "How did you know that I wanted an RPG?" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E08)
- "Awww, there's no rocket! They forgot to put the rocket in there! Dude, I'm so sorry!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E08)
-
"Son, what's this mom's religion?"
"She's Jewish."
"Back it up, people!" (Man Seeking Woman, S03E08) - "The acceptance of a racist grandfather is still my white whale." (Powerless, S01E04)
-
"He's just a low-level henchman. I dated one in college. It's basically like dating a bass player."
"Maybe you're right. I mean, it is probably just a fling. It'll flame out or he'll die."
"Just like dating a bass player." (Powerless, S01E04) - Friday Night Lights much? (Riverdale, S01E05)
- "I cut open my cheese. It's not cheese. It's a tamale." (Top Chef, S14E13)
- "I'm on the moon. I'm fishing." (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S01E04)
- "You wanna go to Hooters and get some soup?" (Baskets, S02E06)
- "That's gonna have to be a rain check on the Hooters soup." (Baskets, S02E06)
- "I got mixed up with some squatter types. Their leader was a drug-addled flautist." (Baskets, S02E06)
-
"So what's next?"
"Well, how do you feel about taking a shift in the dunk tank?"
"You said 'shift,' right?" (Baskets, S02E06) -
"Martha Brooks. I googled her. Nothing came up."
"Yeah, that's her." (Baskets, S02E06)
(Baskets, S02E06)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Young Pope
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets