// Charlotte, NC The DVD selection in my AirBNB was…eclectic: An unopened Caddyshack II! 1-800-got-a similar logo and colour scheme. Guy Roofing is "the official roofing contractor of the Carolina Panthers." THE GREATEST NAME IN FLAGS. I notice a sign on the counter while being…
Date Archives May 2017
First in Flight
Back from Charlotte, North Carolina, where the Billy Graham Library is the "number one attraction," and delivering pizza for Domino's is the "best side hustle." In Charlotte, pedestrian crossing walking man signals appear a few seconds before traffic lights in the same direction turn green,…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
20. Mr. Nancy (American Gods, S01E02) Stray Observations "I want to eat your hair." (Making History, S01E08) "I will mount your head on a pike and use it as a hat rack – ugly hats only." (Making History, S01E08) "Any last words, gentlemen?" "I did…
God, don't let me lose my mind
Off to Charlotte, North Carolina for a week – my first time visiting the Tar Heel State. Looking forward to trying the local cuisine: Timing is such that I'm lugging a 1.5kg microphone with me to Charlotte so that Adam Robot and I can record…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
19. (American Gods, S01E01) Honourable Mention Tandy's demonstrations (The Last Man on Earth, S03E16) Carol's Mission: Impossible theme (Great News, S01E03) Stray Observations "Wagstaff has a zero tolerance pantsing policy. We're part of a national program called No Pants Pulled Off Behinds." (Bob's Burgers, S07E19)…
Mock Giraffe
Oh my god, Becky… China's historical distaste for cheese In Chinese culture, cheese consumption was historically limited to nomadic tribes living on the fringes of society who were generally viewed as outsiders or barbarians. So back then, eating cheese was associated with an unsavory lifestyle….
Drunk on the piss of semaphore embers
Uhh… John Wick much? John Wick: Los Angeles. Rory: John Wicklane. Uhh… Saw much? THE MYSTERY OF THE HAUNTED POLAROID.