42. Unauthorized Chinese Restaurant Wedding (Nathan For You, S04E03) Honourable Mention Rodney and Candy (The Deuce, S01E05) Monologue (Mr. Robot, S03E01) Stray Observations "Ain't nobody wanna fuck a girl named Bernice." (The Deuce, S01E05) "Don't you dare eat his butt!" "I will eat his butt!…
Date Archives October 2017
Sissies Rule
// Seattle, WA I flip through the latest issue The Stranger while on a bus to Ravenna for supper. Page 27: Page 31: Page 45: It looks like "Fight Evil" is the name of the business.
Jack Lives Here
// Seattle, WA Chris: I've lived below both frat boys and sorority girls. I preferred living below the frat boys. Jon: Oh? Mike: Because of the shoes the sorority girls wore for parties. Chris: Did you like Wonder Woman? Jon: It was okay. Chris: I…
We're glad you're our neighbor
// Seattle, WA I feel like I've photographed this giant eggplant construction worker before. Ditto that Trump/Joker mask at the Goodwill in the U District and that box for socks at Denny and Westlake. Déjà Yu.
If there's a hell below, we're all going to go
// Mount Vernon, WA Elizabeth and I are driving up to Vancouver, BC to see a film. Jon: Hey, how's your brother? Elizabeth: Uhh… Did something happen to him? Jon: Uhh… I just know that you have a brother. Elizabeth: Oh. He's become somewhat of…
Lazy Sunday
// Seattle, WA Tony and I are walking up Broadway in Capitol Hill. We pass two dudes who are walking their bikes. Tony: Whoops. Excuse me. Behind me, I hear someone spit, followed by "I didn't mean to do that. I was spitting on the…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
41. Schoolhouse Roots (Black-ish, S04E01) Honourable Mention Richard Branson throws water at Mark Cuban (Shark Tank, S09E01) Trippie pitch (Shark Tank, S09E02) Death by nail gun (American Horror Story, S07E05) Incontinence in a bookstore (Better Things, S02E04) Stray Observations Fanimated (Bob's Burgers, S08E01) "I like…
You don't miss your water 'til your well runs dry
Today is my 35th birthday. Last month, Adam Riff™ dot com turned 17. By my calculation, on August 17, 2018, this website will have consumed exactly half of my life. And from August 17, 2018 on, this website will have consumed over half of my…
Eater's Digest: September 29, 2017
Trying out single-day digests for local eating. San Francisco, CA salt and straw / the saratoga / media noche / wesburger 'n' more Creepy Crawly Critters Ice Cream (Salt and Straw) matcha ice cream spiked with zesty orange, hiding real dark chocolate-covered crickets and coconut…
Eater's Digest: Las Vegas 5
This was supposed to be longer, but I didn't end up returning this past weekend. August 2017 sparrow + wolf / jaburritos / secret pizza / tipsy robot / tacos el gordo / taco bell cantina / chada thai / ameriCAN beer bar Bento Box…