"ALT 105.3 New Music Discovery: MISSIO – 'Everybody Gets High.'"

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♫ Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he drank all day
Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay
Emptied all the bottles 'til the pain went away ♫

Isn't this the same group behind that "middle fingers in the air" song?

Yup, same group.

♫ I used to drink whiskey, now I'm stuck with Perrier
I'm an alcoholic, middle fingers in the air
I'm a starving artist nowhere close to millionaire
I prefer my Kia, middle fingers in the air ♫

How old is this lyricist?

26.

What was I doing when I was 26?

Previously on Adam Riff™ (March 2009):