6. Trail Blazers Fans Play the Worst Tic-Tac-Toe Game of All Time (Hornets at Trail Blazers, 02-08-18)
Stray Observations
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"You tried to use Hanson against me?! They're just boys!"
"Boys?" (Fresh Off the Boat, S04E16) -
"I had no choice but to detain him for having unpermitted doves."
"Doves? But walking in a mesh tank top with fireworks is okay?"
"It's Florida. That image was almost our state flag." (Fresh Off the Boat, S04E16) - "Emery, we need to have a serious talk, which is impossible while you're wearing a mesh tank top." (Fresh Off the Boat, S04E16)
- "Oh, hey, Black Nanny Two." (Black-ish, S04E13)
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"You look down on them like I look down on Under Armour shoes."
"Oh, Dre, I don't have that kind of hate in my heart for anyone."
"It's not hate. It's just that Steph Curry thinks we can't tell he'd rather be in Jordans." (Black-ish, S04E13) - "Okay, it seems as if I've struck a chord with you black side. Is it possible that I can talk to your white side?" (Black-ish, S04E13)
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"You are not the guy who picketed Subway when they started toasting the bread."
"Somebody had to stand up for Quiznos."
"Of course."
"And Togo's gets no respect." (Black-ish, S04E13) -
"Was he dressed like Earth, Wind and Fire?"
"What?"
"Was the body your boss put in the fire dressed like Maurice White?" (Black Lightning, S01E04) -
"Hey, real quick, before you knock me out, you think I can get a pic? And can you make sure you light up?"
"What?! No!" (Black Lightning, S01E04) - "Someone should burn this lesbian whorehouse to the ground." (Black Lightning, S01E04)
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"I know the plane has been cleared. Is there any way I could pop back on and get something?"
"What do you think this is, September 10?" (LA to Vegas, S01E05) - "I'll have what she's having. Like the movie. You're Sally, and I'm old Jewish woman who wants orgasm." (LA to Vegas, S01E05)
- "The bartender didn't even card me. I might as well start wearing jackets with shoulder pads and posting on Facebook." (LA to Vegas, S01E05)
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"Sometimes you can be condescending, oblivious, and think you're fancier than you are. You're like the sorbet of people."
"At least I'm low-fat." (LA to Vegas, S01E05) - "Well, I can bring sadness on command. I've seen many people being ripped apart by horses." (LA to Vegas, S01E05)
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"We did it at Arby's."
"Did what?"
"Sex, man."
"Oh. In the restaurant?"
"No, man, in the parking lot by the grease tanks." (Baskets, S03E03) -
"You're destroying families with your courtesan ways!"
"It's different with Hal. He's not a client. It's real."
"Mother, he has a wife!"
"Alice Cooper? That gorgon?" (Riverdale, S02E13) - Black-ish and Grown-ish both referencing Zoë Kravitz this week (Black-ish, S04E13 / Grown-ish, S01E07)
- "I understand the psychology of pathetic people. Just trust me on this." (Alone Together, S01E05)
- ♫: Phoria – "Evolve" (The Magicians, S03E05)
- "If you're over 30 and don't have a spreadsheet of everyone you've ever met, you're behind in life." (Corporate, S01E05)
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"I was a virgin until we had sex."
"Oh, my God."
"Yeah. I hated it. I'm never gonna do it again." (Corporate, S01E05) - "Yeah! Look at this wet hamster!" (Corporate, S01E05)
- Post-murder "Pump Up the Jam" (The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story, S02E04)
- Aimee Mann (The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story, S02E04)
(Channel Zero: Butcher's Block, S03E01)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Nathan For You