I had vowed never to attend another wedding and…I'm attending two weddings this year.
I want to wear something to said weddings that's interesting but won't irk the bride or groom's parents.
Jon: Damn, mariachi suits are expensive.
Jon: You think a mariachi costume is passable?
Jon: 1. Wearing a beige polo to a wedding?
Jon: 2. Assembling a close approximation of that outfit seems arduous.
Jon: 3. Will anyone get the reference? Particularly since I'm not black?
Pick your poison.