16. "I Want It That Way" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E17)
Honourable Mention
- Glengarry Glen Ross (Barry, S01E04)
- Text adventure (Legion, S02E03)
Stray Observations
- Jay Chandrasekhar (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E16)
- "You're a muscler, I'm a boner." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E17)
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"Look, cutting all ties to Deedee and FirstSight will definitely send a strong message to Colin, and it might be the only way, like killing somebody to prove you're not a narc, or showing a john your genitals to prove you're a legitimate male prostitute and not an undercover cop."
"What?"
"Because cops aren't allowed to do that, and worst case scenario, the john walks off with a free peek." (Silicon Valley, S05E04) - Donald Duck callback (Silicon Valley, S05E04)
- "Hey! Francine! This crazy man know Judd Hirsch!" (Barry, S01E04)
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"Can I get one of those with cheese?"
"Absolutely, Jon Hamm."
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"Can I take a shit in your house?" (Barry, S01E04) - "If that Chicken à la King is not the best piece of poultry you've ever had in your mouth, you can kick me right in the genitals. I mean, where are you going at this time of night anyway? Gonna throw your fedora up on a hat rack? Share a warm beer with your parakeet?" (Barry, S01E04)
- ♫: Little Richard – "Hurry Sundown" (Trust, S01E04)
- "Are you seriously streaming ESPN+ right now?" (Black-ish, S04E20)
- "You may invite your gaggle of Kelseys and Callies and other girls whose names pumpkin when they turn 30." (LA to Vegas, S01E13)
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"Artem ate all the blankets off the pigs."
"Now I'm full and you are cold." (LA to Vegas, S01E13) -
"Try to make it look like a salad."
"Avocado, honey, oatmeal – where'd you get all this from?"
"I raided your beauty drawer."
"My quail eggs!"
"I also raided your earthquake kit."
"My preserved quail eggs!" (LA to Vegas, S01E13) -
"Okay, Bernard, what do you think?"
"It needs more eye cream." (LA to Vegas, S01E13) -
"Special thanks to Bernard for allowing this many carbs and saturated fats into his home."
"Yes, I've always enjoyed eating foods that are given out for free if a team makes free throws." (LA to Vegas, S01E13) -
"A little room fire? That seems safe."
"Oh, don't worry, I got this. [sniffs] Oh, I should've known that was whiskey." (New Girl, S07E01) - "Keep your eyes out for a cow." (Legion, S02E03)
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"I lost custody of my kids last time I got arrested."
"What'd you get arrested for?"
"Beating my kids." (The Last O.G., S01E03) - "Nobody wants somebody famous to look just like them." (Atlanta, S02E08)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
The New AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Barry