Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

16. "I Want It That Way" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E17)

Honourable Mention

  • Glengarry Glen Ross (Barry, S01E04)
  • Text adventure (Legion, S02E03)

Stray Observations

  • Jay Chandrasekhar (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E16)
  • "You're a muscler, I'm a boner." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E17)
  • "Look, cutting all ties to Deedee and FirstSight will definitely send a strong message to Colin, and it might be the only way, like killing somebody to prove you're not a narc, or showing a john your genitals to prove you're a legitimate male prostitute and not an undercover cop."
    "Because cops aren't allowed to do that, and worst case scenario, the john walks off with a free peek." (Silicon Valley, S05E04)
  • Donald Duck callback (Silicon Valley, S05E04)
  • "Hey! Francine! This crazy man know Judd Hirsch!" (Barry, S01E04)
  • "Can I get one of those with cheese?"
    "Absolutely, Jon Hamm."
    "Can I take a shit in your house?" (Barry, S01E04)
  • "If that Chicken à la King is not the best piece of poultry you've ever had in your mouth, you can kick me right in the genitals. I mean, where are you going at this time of night anyway? Gonna throw your fedora up on a hat rack? Share a warm beer with your parakeet?" (Barry, S01E04)
  • ♫: Little Richard – "Hurry Sundown" (Trust, S01E04)
  • "Are you seriously streaming ESPN+ right now?" (Black-ish, S04E20)
  • "You may invite your gaggle of Kelseys and Callies and other girls whose names pumpkin when they turn 30." (LA to Vegas, S01E13)
  • "Artem ate all the blankets off the pigs."
    "Now I'm full and you are cold." (LA to Vegas, S01E13)
  • "Try to make it look like a salad."
    "Avocado, honey, oatmeal – where'd you get all this from?"
    "I raided your beauty drawer."
    "My quail eggs!"
    "I also raided your earthquake kit."
    "My preserved quail eggs!" (LA to Vegas, S01E13)
  • "Okay, Bernard, what do you think?"
    "It needs more eye cream." (LA to Vegas, S01E13)
  • "Special thanks to Bernard for allowing this many carbs and saturated fats into his home."
    "Yes, I've always enjoyed eating foods that are given out for free if a team makes free throws." (LA to Vegas, S01E13)
  • "A little room fire? That seems safe."
    "Oh, don't worry, I got this. [sniffs] Oh, I should've known that was whiskey." (New Girl, S07E01)
  • "Keep your eyes out for a cow." (Legion, S02E03)
  • "I lost custody of my kids last time I got arrested."
    "What'd you get arrested for?"
    "Beating my kids." (The Last O.G., S01E03)
  • "Nobody wants somebody famous to look just like them." (Atlanta, S02E08)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
The New AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Barry


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