// Billings, MT
"You have Uber here?"
My wonder never ceased in the Magic City.
"You have an H&M?"
"You have a trampoline park?"
"You have plastic surgeons?"
"Another Tenacious D song? I'm surprised at their Q Score with this crowd."
Saturday night karaoke at the Crystal – white people karaoke, where you sing in front of everybody, not Asian people karaoke, where you sing amid mates in a private room, or mixed race karaoke, where you read an Asian translation of lyrics to an English-language song and translate them back into English as you sing.
[flipping through the song catalogue]
Hmph. No "There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back" by Shawn Mendes.
No "Nugget" by Cake either.
"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying" is available, though.
!
Hm. There's a Gravity Kills song, but it's not "Guilty." It's some song from 2002?
There's no mistaking the devotion the members of the Billings Kiss tribute band Strangeways have for their favorite band. [source]
Adam Robot: There's a Johnny Cash and Led Zep one too I believe.