29. Gun with Dick and Jane (Who Is America?, S01E01)
- Eco Justice Warrior (Mostly 4 Millennials, S01E06)
- My New Dog (Mostly 4 Millennials, S01E06)
- A segment that made most of us tilt our heads to the side like confused dogs (WWE Raw, 07-15-18)
- "Not every time, but once in a while, when we have sex, I want you to urinate on me. Everybody's got a thing, I guess. Right? I like it when you can aim, you know?" (Pose, S01E07)
- "My demons are not remotely tackled, they're just mildly concussed." (Sharp Objects, S01E02)
"I knew a woman in Paris. She did what you do. She was very intelligent."
"You know my friend from Paris who was your way? She actually was murdered. It was nothing to do with her being a prostitute, it was to do with a restaurant that went poof." (Succession, S01E07)
- "I'm a cisgender, white, heterosexual male, for which I apologize." (Who Is America?, S01E01)
- "I stopped in South Carolina to dine with a couple who suffer from white privilege." (Who Is America?, S01E01)
- "And so we've started this menstrual flag program, and it's actually sponsored by the Clinton Foundation." (Who Is America?, S01E01)
"I've even got a glow in my eye."
"Yeah, that's some of the cum." (Who Is America?, S01E01)
- The fine art consultant donating pubic hair (Who Is America?, S01E01)
(Mostly 4 Millennials, S01E05)
Joey BadA$$ (Mostly 4 Millennials, S01E05)
"You saw that kid. I mean, what he can do."
"I'm from New York. I've seen it before. I ever tell you about my friend Misty?" (Cloak and Dagger, S01E08)
"Where was I?"
"Uhh, you was gettin' ready to ruin the rest of the fuckin' movie."
"Damn right. And he go, 'Say hello to my little friend.' Bang! Boom! Pop! Get him, muhfucka! Boom, man!"
"Yo, he bad. I seen the shit twice."
"So he live?"
"What? Nah, man, everybody in that muhfucka die." (Snowfall, S02E01)
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