34. Elevated Prison Food (Who Is America?, S01E06)

Stray Observations

• "Oh, I'm not mentally ill. I just want to ethnically cleanse all the limited edition Shopkins."
  "Well, that's crazy."
  "Oh, but can I still buy machine gun, please?"
  "Yes, you can." (Who Is America?, S01E06)
• "Oh, girl. Lidz?"
  "I like my caps fitted."
  "That is just… Radio Shack ain't even a store no more. Rite Aid? Who… You buying groceries at Rite Aid?"
  "I buy panties there too." (Insecure, S03E02)
• "You concubining?"
  "What? Kelli, no."
  "Not even a little bit? Touch it? Suck it? Fuck it? Just wake up and it's in your mouth?" (Insecure, S03E02)
• "Don't look a gift horse in the dick." (Insecure, S03E02)
• "Oh, you have braces, and they are green."
  "They match my money." (Insecure, S03E02)
• ♫: Cousin Stizz – "Hype Me Up" (Insecure, S03E02)
• ♫: Ill Camille – "Slip [feat. Amaru]" (Insecure, S03E02)
• "You know, on The Critic, the writers had an omelette bar." (Alone Together, S02E08)
• "And Wilmer Valderrama brings the ratings." (Alone Together, S02E08)
• "I'll see myself out…unless you guys wanted to pick me up horizontally like Madonna in the 'Material Girl' video." (Alone Together, S02E08)
• "Slap yo daddy." (Snowfall, S02E06)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Succession
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Who Is America?