Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

34. Elevated Prison Food (Who Is America?, S01E06)

Stray Observations

  • "Oh, I'm not mentally ill. I just want to ethnically cleanse all the limited edition Shopkins."
    "Well, that's crazy."
    "Oh, but can I still buy machine gun, please?"
    "Yes, you can." (Who Is America?, S01E06)
  • "Oh, girl. Lidz?"
    "I like my caps fitted."
    "That is just… Radio Shack ain't even a store no more. Rite Aid? Who… You buying groceries at Rite Aid?"
    "I buy panties there too." (Insecure, S03E02)
  • "You concubining?"
    "What? Kelli, no."
    "Not even a little bit? Touch it? Suck it? Fuck it? Just wake up and it's in your mouth?" (Insecure, S03E02)
  • "Don't look a gift horse in the dick." (Insecure, S03E02)
  • "Oh, you have braces, and they are green."
    "They match my money." (Insecure, S03E02)
  • ♫: Cousin Stizz – "Hype Me Up" (Insecure, S03E02)
  • ♫: Ill Camille – "Slip [feat. Amaru]" (Insecure, S03E02)
  • "You know, on The Critic, the writers had an omelette bar." (Alone Together, S02E08)
  • "And Wilmer Valderrama brings the ratings." (Alone Together, S02E08)
  • "I'll see myself out…unless you guys wanted to pick me up horizontally like Madonna in the 'Material Girl' video." (Alone Together, S02E08)
  • "Slap yo daddy." (Snowfall, S02E06)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Succession
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Who Is America?

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