Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

49. First Impression (Saturday Night Live)

Honourable Mention

  • Everyone is Janet! (The Good Place, S03E10)

Stray Observations

  • "Where's our frozen yogurt gift card?"
    "You'll get it when the job's done. But may I recommend no toppings? That's how they get you. Yeah, it really weighs down your cup."
    "I use Rice Krispies. It adds crunch and it weighs nothing. Amateur, amateur, amateur!" (Bob's Burgers, S09E09)
  • "If you put wine in a Del Taco cup, you can go pretty much anywhere." (Black-ish, S05E07)
  • "Can I get a beer, please? What you got on tap?"
    "Amazon, Amazon Light, and Amazon IPA." (South Park, S22E09)
  • "Everyone involved in the strike has been dropped down one level from Prime. We're… We're now Amazon USDA Choice." (South Park, S22E09)
  • "Typical rhetoric from a Marxist box." (South Park, S22E09)
  • "Let's all say white people things. Billy Joel. I found it on Etsy. There was nowhere to park. Did you refill the Brita?" (The Good Place, S03E10)
  • "I just got 700 new Weird Sex Thing files in the last one second."
    "Oh, yeah, Burning Man just started." (The Good Place, S03E10)
  • "Hi, Chidi. I'm Eleanor. I'm Arizona shrimp horny." (The Good Place, S03E10)
  • "Your favourite movie is that clip of John Travolta saying 'Adele Dazeem.'" (The Good Place, S03E10)

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