Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

50. Weezer (Saturday Night Live, S44E09)

Stray Observations

  • "Puerto Ricans drink rum, not tequila." (Escape at Dannemora, S1E04)
  • "I feel really bad for Bryce Harper."
    "What, for being a fuckin' faggot?" (Escape at Dannemora, S1E04)
  • "I wish every night that that piece of shit Pablo Sandoval would choke on one of those fuckin' lobster rolls he's been inhaling since he came down to Boston. Fuckin' Panda should go down to the Nationals so him and Bryce Harper can blow each other so we can get a real third baseman like Kevin fuckin' Youkilis." (Escape at Dannemora, S1E04)
  • "Alexa, kill Kenny." (South Park, S22E10)
  • South Park Season Grade: D
  • "Nicole sent me an ornament that tells a story too, how there's no truer common ground between a lesbian and a 15-year-old boy than the movie Wild Things."
    "We're not hanging that on the tree."
    "Fine, I'll just put it over my bed."
    [pause] (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E08)
  • "L'Atelier again? It's like every time we're in Paris, brah. What about La Bernadette? What about La Cordonnerie? Get out of your little bubble."
    "First of all, Robuchon is a friend, all right? I like to support Joël whenever I can. Second, tell me la boule de boeuf at L'Atelier is not bomb. Try to tell me that la boule de boeuf at L'Atelier is not bomb."
    "That la boule de boeuf at L'Atelier is not bomb."
    "Lou, will you please settle this la boule de boeuf beef?" (Champaign ILL, S01E01)
  • Fat Keith David (Champaign ILL, S01E01)
  • "Have you considered the possibility that, you know, maybe our detour was good for us? 'Cause before you pick the ice cream you want to buy, it's smart to, like, try all the different flavours. You know, from chocolate to vanilla to… I'm trying to think of a yellow ice cream flavour, like… Banana custard? Yes? My point is, Asian girls." (Champaign ILL, S01E02)
  • "The dating apps use math to link you up with the one girl in the entire universe that you have the most in common with. That's how Bella Hadid met The Weeknd, and how Selena Gomez met The Weeknd." (Champaign ILL, S01E02)
  • "One of my superpowers is my girth."
    "Yeah, man. Not that long."
    "Yeah, very short, but very fat."
    "So thick it's almost round."
    "Yeah. Yep. It's a disk."
    "It… It's true. You don't have a dick, you have a disk."
    "I have a disk. A misspelling turned into an opportunity for me." (Champaign ILL, S01E02)

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