Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

4. Daniel Bryan vs. Baby Boomers (SmackDown LIVE, 01-22-19)

Stray Observations

  • Jaboukie (Crashing, S03E01)
  • Crystal Pepsi anachronism (Black Monday, S01E01)
  • "Hey, Dre. Why so happy? Oh, did they just free Mumia?" (Black-ish, S05E11)
  • Dangerous Minds + Finding Forrester (Black-ish, S05E11)
  • "Spent Friendsgiving in Zermatt with Beck microdosing on an alpine slide. I go to Guadalajara. I did everything but with an heiress to the guacamole fortune. You haven't experienced the 'mids – and when I say 'the 'mids,' I mean 'the pyramids' – until you've seen them on Adderall. If you mix peyote and mimosas, it gives you sonar, like a bat or a dolphin." (Corporate, S02E02)
  • "Shut up, koala pajamas." (Corporate, S02E02)
  • ♫: Ty Segall – "Just Give Up" (Corporate, S02E02)
  • Lance Reddick masturbating (Corporate, S02E02)
  • "Am I at Jeff Goldblum's house right now?" (The Magicians, S04E01)
  • Santa Claus (The Magicians, S04E01)
  • "What's this wack shit?"
    "The Smiths."
    "Sorta gay, ain't it?"
    [Brian Posehn walking by] "Yeeup."
    "If by gay, you mean brave, and honest."
    "Whining over a guitar ain't brave."
    "It's hard to be fearless about sadness." (Deadly Class, S01E02)
  • "There is old KGB wisdom: Sometimes you are dildo, and sometimes you are face." (Deadly Class, S01E02)
  • ♫: "Sweet Cleats" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E03)
  • Fireman Ed doing the megaphone "geeeaaar!" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E03)
  • "Did you bone Blaine?" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E03)
  • "Unfortunately, Bliss is not here. Probably in the VIP section at a Fatboy Slim concert."
    "Would that be cool for a 37-year-old?"
    "The funk soul brother is timeless, Ames." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E03)
  • "You die and become a ghost. The rules of the afterlife are that of the movie Casper. Whose house would you rather haunt?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E03)
  • "Scared is the best way to be horny." (The Good Place, S03E13)
  • "You died in Canada? Ahhhh! That is so weird and embarrassing. It's like the nip slip of dying." (The Good Place, S03E13)
  • The Good Place Season 3 Grade: C
  • ♫: ChaseDreams – "I Wanna Marry U at Recess" (The Other Two, S01E01)
  • "Some in the music industry are already calling him 'the next big white kid.'" (The Other Two, S01E01)
  • "Hi, I'm Cary Dubek, and I'm reading for the role of Man at Party Who Smells Fart."
    "Let's go again, but this time, I think the fart is just bigger and fatter." (The Other Two, S01E01)

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