5. The Rocketeer Pack (Shark Tank, S10E12)

Stray Observations

The new WWE Championship, made of "100% sustainable hemp" and "naturally fallen oak" (WWE SmackDown LIVE, 01-29-19)

• "Yesterday, Paul F. Tompkins made me drink two liters of split pea soup." (You're the Worst, S05E04)
• "But you want to know the one thing that kept me going out there?"
  "Thinking about a burrito?" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
• "And them I'm gonna kill him with a knife made out of his own shit that was made out of his own dick." (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
• "Daniel, Steve wrote this poem about killing you with this knife made out of the frozen shit of your digested dick." (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
• "Will you just do this for me? Hold the cock ring in the middle of the heart for me?" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
• ♫: "Sorry I tried to have you killed / Please accept these gifts and this coooOOOck ring" ♫ (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
• "And I'm…Ellen DeGeneres?"
  "Ellen, right this way." (The Other Two, S01E02)
• "Where do you live? What kind of bed's in there?"
  "Well, I have a king size bed…"
  "Okaaay…"
  "And I live in Midtown East…"
  "O– No. I'm not going there." (The Other Two, S01E02)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Homecoming
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Who Is America?