5. The Rocketeer Pack (Shark Tank, S10E12)
The new WWE Championship, made of "100% sustainable hemp" and "naturally fallen oak" (WWE SmackDown LIVE, 01-29-19)
- "Yesterday, Paul F. Tompkins made me drink two liters of split pea soup." (You're the Worst, S05E04)
"But you want to know the one thing that kept me going out there?"
"Thinking about a burrito?" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
- "And them I'm gonna kill him with a knife made out of his own shit that was made out of his own dick." (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
- "Daniel, Steve wrote this poem about killing you with this knife made out of the frozen shit of your digested dick." (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
- "Will you just do this for me? Hold the cock ring in the middle of the heart for me?" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
- ♫: "Sorry I tried to have you killed / Please accept these gifts and this coooOOOck ring" ♫ (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
"And I'm…Ellen DeGeneres?"
"Ellen, right this way." (The Other Two, S01E02)
"Where do you live? What kind of bed's in there?"
"Well, I have a king size bed…"
"And I live in Midtown East…"
"O– No. I'm not going there." (The Other Two, S01E02)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Homecoming
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Who Is America?