Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

5. The Rocketeer Pack (Shark Tank, S10E12)

Stray Observations

The new WWE Championship, made of "100% sustainable hemp" and "naturally fallen oak" (WWE SmackDown LIVE, 01-29-19)

  • "Yesterday, Paul F. Tompkins made me drink two liters of split pea soup." (You're the Worst, S05E04)
  • "But you want to know the one thing that kept me going out there?"
    "Thinking about a burrito?" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
  • "And them I'm gonna kill him with a knife made out of his own shit that was made out of his own dick." (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
  • "Daniel, Steve wrote this poem about killing you with this knife made out of the frozen shit of your digested dick." (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
  • "Will you just do this for me? Hold the cock ring in the middle of the heart for me?" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
  • ♫: "Sorry I tried to have you killed / Please accept these gifts and this coooOOOck ring" ♫ (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E04)
  • "And I'm…Ellen DeGeneres?"
    "Ellen, right this way." (The Other Two, S01E02)
  • "Where do you live? What kind of bed's in there?"
    "Well, I have a king size bed…"
    "And I live in Midtown East…"
    "O– No. I'm not going there." (The Other Two, S01E02)

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