Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

8. Killing Bill Maher (Miracle Workers, S01E02)

Context: Steve Buscemi is God.

Stray Observations

  • Bumping tucks (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E07)
  • "I just don't get it is all."
    "There's nothing to get, Tim. I'm pretending that I have a vagina. It's very simple. What is even the big deal about it?"
    "Tim, what is it about tucking that makes you so uncomfortable?"
    "I'm a lifter."
    "What the hell is a lifter?"
    "It's a person who likes to lift their penis and scrotum…up."
    "Okay, and then what?"
    "Nothing. Just lift."
    "Hold on. So you're a lifter, but you have something against tucking? There's at least a concept behind tucking. You're not even doing anything. You're just lifting and that's it?"
    "I don't know, man! It feels good!"
    "So what if it feels good?! So does mine!" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E07)
  • Bumping regulars (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E07)
  • "You don't have to turn everything into a Thomas Cruise film."
    "Why not? Movies are super fun. Meanwhile, real life is very boring. That's why no one watches documentaries."
    "Tell that to the man sitting next to me at last Saturday afternoon's screening of Ryuichi Sakamoto: Coda." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E07)
  • "That's your drumroll?"
    "When a tempo isn't specified, any reasonable person would default to lento." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E07)
  • "ChaseDreams is now taking photos for the next 20."
    "Oh, don't forget to use the hashtag 'DreamDance.'"
    "I thought it was #Chom. That's what my surge protector says." (The Other Two, S01E05)

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