15. Haven's Gate (Shark Tank, S10E18)
Honourable Mention
- Bray Wyatt, Children's Puppeteer OF DOOM (WWE Raw, 04-08-19)
- Sam's fecal marathon (Better Things, S03E07)
Stray Observations
- "Gene Cousineau Is Twelve Angry Men." (Barry, S02E02)
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"Dan fucked you?"
"Mm-hmm."
"What, were you wearing a full-length mirror?" (Veep, S07E02) - "Show me some money!" (Veep, S07E02)
- "Literally no one ever wants prosecco." (Veep, S07E02)
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"I know that you sneak-watch The Cosby Show in the middle of the night."
"I only laugh at Rudy." (Black-ish, S05E18) -
"Do I have a name?"
"Why would you need one?"
"Starbucks mostly." (The Magicians, S04E12) - "What you're about to see are the topiary representations of the vulvas of some of my favourite prostitutes and women I have loved." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E03)
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"If me and Laszlo were to have ever had a child, I like to imagine it would look like him – small and hard."
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"I hate this goat." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E03) - "I'm Caribbean-Canadian. Saskatoon, motherfucker!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E03)
- "Hackers featuring Jonny Lee Miller and Fisher Stevens is one of the few movies from 1995 that still holds up!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E03)
- "Tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E03)
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"You desecrated my vulva garden. Namely, my mother's vulva. You turned it brown, and wizened."
"You made it look like his sister's vulva." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E03) - "I agree with the werewolf slut." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E03)
- "I'd say surrender, but it's my mother's vulva we're talking about." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E03)
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"Mom, can we name the toilet? It deserves a name, like…Balthazar, or Abigail."
"Or Slender Man." (Better Things, S03E07) - "'See you in a few weeks. Peace out.' And then he drew a skull out of commas and semicolons. He's quite good." (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E22)
- Fresh Off the Boat Season Grade: C
- "America isn't a place to live a long life." (Warrior, S01E02)
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