17. Focus group (I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson, S01E03)
- Firefly Fun House (WWE Raw, 04-22-19)
- Fully loaded nachos (I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson, S01E04)
- Honk if you're horny (I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson, S01E04)
- Garfield house (I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson, S01E06)
- "The things we do for love." (Game of Thrones, S08E02)
"He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
"Who was the first?"
"Someone taller." (Game of Thrones, S08E02)
- "The big woman still here?" (Game of Thrones, S07E02)
"Then how about college-educated whites?"
"In South Carolina, that is not a significant slice of the pie." (Veep, S07E04)
"Listen, we have to find a way to say those things without actually saying them."
"Like a dog whistle."
"Okay. You know what? You could talk about charter schools. Mention something…"
"Come on, that's like a dog whisper."
"You could 'reject' an endorsement from a pro-Confederacy group."
"That's like a dog exploding space shuttle, you know? I need something loud, not too loud, like…"
"No, that's too drone-y."
"A dog snowmobile."
"Why would I know what that even sounds like? I mean, seriously."
"I'm sorry, ma'am."
"A dog leaf-blower."
"Yeah. I like that."
"…exactly like a dog chainsaw."
"Even higher registers…" (Veep, S07E04)
"I told you not to nurse him for that long."
"Dre, you told me we needed to save money on food." (Black-ish, S05E20)
- "I need to do a two." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E05)
- "I want you to bring me the strange bat with the erection." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E05)
- "How are you supposed to be a strong, thrilling, powerful warrior and lover with a name like Jeff? It is like a weak ejaculation. [whiny grunting]…Jeff." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E05)
- Mark Feuerstein's self-deprecating joke about how his recent CBS sitcom 9JKL had a terrible title (Better Things, S03E09)
- "♫ Fenton's Stables and Horse Ranch / Where the horses are hung like you! ♫" (I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson, S01E04)
- I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson Season Grade: C
- Television episode of the year nominee (Ramy, S01E04)
- "Don't break my balls. Do the Ramadan." (Ramy, S01E05)
- "I'm not taking him there. Nicky, I want this guy to stomp me. I want him to demolish my entire downtown area. I want him to gentrify me." (Dead Pixels, S01E01)
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