20. Duel to D'spayre (Cloak and Dagger, S02E08)
"I don't have love here. I only have fear."
"All right, then. Let it be fear." (Game of Thrones, S08E05)
- "I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister." (Game of Thrones, S08E05)
- "I just hate to see smart women throw away their political careers on powerful men who only see them as the gash of least resistance." (Veep, S07E07)
- "I'm not gonna die, 'cause I got the heart and the twat of a high school cheerleader who's only done anal!" (Veep, S07E07)
- Sue (Veep, S07E07)
- Veep Season Grade: C
- Shark Tank Season Grade: C
"We are asking for your permission to kill three men."
"Comrade Legasov, all victories inevitably come at a cost." (Chernobyl, S01E02)
- "What's wrong, Dre? Did another thing ruin Empire?" (Black-ish, S05E22)
- "You seduce me. I am just stupid human man. 'Oh, ouch, ouch, my balls. …I'd love to drink beer.'" (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E08)
- ♫: Horny Toad – "Vampire Ska" (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E08)
- "Now I can pay for Showtime. Find out who or what 'SMILF' is." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E17)
"Obvious fake name."
"Or is it so insane that there's no way it's fake? If you're trying not to draw attention, why not go with something like 'John Smith'?"
"From Pocahontas?! Uh, yeah, way to fly under the radar!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E17)
"Let's see this tip, this groundbreaking tip that threatens to blow the case wide open."
"Okay, I know this tone. Here comes petty Holt."
"Nah, bitch, I'm not being petty."
"You just said 'nah, bitch'!"
"Show me the tip."
"[sigh] Title of your sex tape." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E17)
"I've been sitting in my office wallowing in my hopelessness and eating the saddest food known to mankind: ice cream."
"Okay, well, it's time to put that aside and pull out whatever food you eat when you're happy."
"Dry beans?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E17)
"Are you friends with the Fyre Festival guy?"
"Best friends. He got a bum rap. You can learn about it when my documentary comes out." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E18)
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season Grade: C
- Better Things Season Grade: C
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