[redacted]: You know, I once slept with Jord.
[pause]
Jon: Like, slept slept?
[redacted]: Yup.
Jon: You know my friend [redacted], right?
[redacted]: Yes.
Jon: He just told me that he once slept with Jord.
[redacted]: Yes.
Jon: YOU KNEW?!
[redacted]: 😶
[redacted]: I haven't been able to discuss with anyone all these years.