Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week • Adam Riff™

27. Joey Chestnut trains to eat 70+ hot dogs (30 for 30: The Good, the Bad, the Hungry, 07-02-19)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

"Look, why don't you just tell us what you're trying to do, and we can tell you how we can help."
"Um…"
"Unless it's human trafficking. I don't fuck with human trafficking." (Euphoria, S01E03)
"Please promise me you will never fall for a Jordan Catalano." (Euphoria, S01E03)
Best Coast (What Just Happened??! with Fred Savage, S01E01)
Directed by the director of Blindspotting (Legion, S03E02)
"Mom, Hierbalite was just a phase. Red Bull is my real passion. It gives me wings." (Los Espookys, S01E04)
"You have five days to come up with my fucking money. Please remain on the line for a brief survey about our call today. Mark's threats were: a) concise and articulate, b) a little vague and confusing, c)…" (Los Espookys, S01E04)
"Ugh, not even Tati buys ecstasy anymore." (Los Espookys, S01E04)
"You know, my dream is to be Cirque du Soleil."
"You want to be in Cirque du Soleil?"
"No, I want to be Cirque du Soleil."
"You want to be a gymnast?"
"No… Well, part of me would have to be. The rest would be the tents, the audience, the shirts they sell on your way out…"
"The parking, the receipts for the shirts… I see. Look, Tati, there are many mysteries of the world, but if there's one things I'm sure of, it's that you will be Cirque du Soleil." (Los Espookys, S01E04)
Gravitron (Stranger Things, S03E06)
Stranger Things Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Homecoming
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two