Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

27. Joey Chestnut trains to eat 70+ hot dogs (30 for 30: The Good, the Bad, the Hungry, 07-02-19)

Honourable Mention

  • Micropenis (Euphoria, S01E03)

Stray Observations

  • "Look, why don't you just tell us what you're trying to do, and we can tell you how we can help."
    "Unless it's human trafficking. I don't fuck with human trafficking." (Euphoria, S01E03)
  • "Please promise me you will never fall for a Jordan Catalano." (Euphoria, S01E03)
  • Best Coast (What Just Happened??! with Fred Savage, S01E01)
  • Directed by the director of Blindspotting (Legion, S03E02)
  • "Mom, Hierbalite was just a phase. Red Bull is my real passion. It gives me wings." (Los Espookys, S01E04)
  • "You have five days to come up with my fucking money. Please remain on the line for a brief survey about our call today. Mark's threats were: a) concise and articulate, b) a little vague and confusing, c)…" (Los Espookys, S01E04)
  • "Ugh, not even Tati buys ecstasy anymore." (Los Espookys, S01E04)
  • "You know, my dream is to be Cirque du Soleil."
    "You want to be in Cirque du Soleil?"
    "No, I want to be Cirque du Soleil."
    "You want to be a gymnast?"
    "No… Well, part of me would have to be. The rest would be the tents, the audience, the shirts they sell on your way out…"
    "The parking, the receipts for the shirts… I see. Look, Tati, there are many mysteries of the world, but if there's one things I'm sure of, it's that you will be Cirque du Soleil." (Los Espookys, S01E04)
  • Gravitron (Stranger Things, S03E06)
  • Stranger Things Season Grade: C

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