Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

31. Drop the Mic with Jemaine Clement and Jason Mantzoukas (Legion, S03E06)

Stray Observations

  • "Many people, most people, would now say, 'what did you say?,' as that provides them, the timeframe of the asking of that unnecessary question, provides them a stall to gather themselves, to defuse the direct electricity of that provocation. But I'm not gonna say, 'what did you say?,' because I fuckin' heard you, and I don't need to gather myself, as I am already gathered. I walk around gathered." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E09)
  • "You caused violence. You're resound. All the way across the universe." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E09)
  • "When reality TV begins to feel like work, like, final season of Mad Men work, you know you're depressed." (Euphoria, S01E07)
  • "I'm Morgan fuckin' Freeman and this is the beginning of the third act." (Euphoria, S01E07)
  • "Although, he did blow the paper house down last time." (Legion, S03E06)
  • "Did she tell you about chlamydia?" (Legion, S03E06)
  • "The secret of life: If you feel safe when you're young, you will feel safe when you're old." (Legion, S03E06)
  • "Not everyone wants to be saved."
    "You had to try so you'd know." (Legion, S03E06)
  • "White folks like to visit, but they never move in." (Pose, S02E07)
  • "People always ask me if my name is really 'John Legend.' No, it's Sydney Legend. John is a stage name." (Sherman's Showcase, S01E01)
  • "American culture peaked in 1973. Anything after that is a goddamned lie. The Sony Walkman – don't tell me what to do. You walk, man. Scrunchies – detestable. Chokers – why so violent? VCRs, DVDs – WTF. Wifi – who needs it? Sonos? I say 'Nonos.' Bluetooth? See a dentist." (Sherman's Showcase, S01E01)

(Sherman's Showcase, S01E01)

  • "Time out. You just had White Castle delivered to Giordano's?"
    "I don't know limits." (South Side, S01E02)
  • "I need to get a wedding gift for my mom. What do you got for me?"
    "Well, I got a golf cart that used to belong to Gary Busey. I got it at auction."
    "Gary Busey? Hmm. My mom did love that Buddy Holly movie he was in. She loves golf carts."
    "It's a very practical gift." (Baskets, S04E07)
  • "The kids these days. All they've seen in, like, movies, video games is all scary clowns, killer clowns. You know? Like The Joker and, the, like, It. I mean, even in real life, like, the…what's his name? John Wayne. Um, the murderer. He's a murderer, and he wore clown makeup…"
    "What? John Wayne was a clown?"
    "John Wayne Gacy."
    "John Wayne Gacy. I think that's the airport."
    "Is it? Doesn't matter. The fact is, you're in a world where no child has seen Bozo, and every child has seen murdering clowns. I got a new look for the kiddos. It's a superhero. They're based on the best of us. Right? Clowns are based on a homeless person." (Baskets, S04E07)

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