Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

34. Crack House Hunter (Snowfall, S03E07)

Stray Observations

  • "Off they all go again, marching off to daddy, like Russians joining the Brusilov Offensive. World War I."
    "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right." (Succession, S02E02)
  • "Too Assady?" (Succession, S02E02)
  • "I get it. I'm from the Midwest. You know, my mom's friend Deb weighs, like, 300 pounds, and she's pissed as fuck about practically everything, so, you know, trust me, I'm down." (Succession, S02E02)
  • "One idea: pivot to video?" (Succession, S02E02)
  • "I'm slavering, pig man." (Succession, S02E02)
  • "Metro poser bullshit. Napkins and chitchat. Ooh, race relations! Kale." (Succession, S02E02)
  • "I'm looking for pussy like a fuckin' techno Gatsby." (Succession, S02E02)
  • ♫: "Glory to the King"? (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E01)
  • "Yeah, you bring home a boring-ass white boy to the family. Good job."
    "No, no. He's an interesting-ass white boy." (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E01)
  • "Don't tell, motherfucker!" (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E01)
  • "That's not BJ. That's my artworks."
    "Oh, you got a sculpture of BJ on all fours looking scared?"
    "Yeah, I bought that. It's a sculpture. And I got a good price on it, 'cause the dick is weird." (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E01)
  • Pose Season Grade: D
  • "You got your 6. It's time for my 9." (Snowfall, S03E07)
  • "I know your ignant ass ain't about to smoke to no gospel music." (Snowfall, S03E07)
  • "Everybody know Wanda be humming the alphabet when she sucking dick." (Snowfall, S03E07)
  • ♫: Grand Funk Railroad – "Heartbreaker" (Snowfall, S03E07)
  • "This man is out here talking like a Drake interlude." (South Side, S01E05)
  • "This guy is wearing a gold-plated necklace and Hebrew sandals. Don't no Africans dress that bad." (South Side, S01E05)
  • "Super excited about this Michael Winslow concert coming up. Apparently, he's going to be doing all the classics: machine gun, reverb, all the different horses…" (South Side, S01E05)
  • "We can lure him out."
    "Wait, how will we do that?"
    "Sugar cubes."
    "For Chip?"
    "Sugar activates the opiate receptors in your brain. People can't resist it. That's why women eat so much chocolate on their periods." (Baskets, S04E10)
  • ♫: Sabina Sciubba – "I Know You Too Well" (Baskets, S04E10)

(Baskets, S04E10)

  • "What did they give you? Cough syrup? Some sort of special syrup? Some sort of breakfast with stuff in it?" (Baskets, S04E10)
  • "You know, that cast saved your arm's life."
    "Yeah, I guess carpal tunnel has its perks." (Baskets, S04E10)
  • Baskets Season Grade: C
  • "Now, what do you want, obtainable Daniel Sunjata?" (Dear White People, S03E01)

The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Snowfall
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two

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