Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

50. Children's Clothing Ad (Saturday Night Live, S45E09)

Stray Observations

  • "White people love to split up families." (Shameless, S10E05)
  • "Cold Ice Cream and Hot Kisses. Over here, The Prince of Puget Sound." (Silicon Valley, S06E07)
  • "That's what Florian says to Claudette outside the cheese cave!" (Silicon Valley, S06E07)
  • "Oppenheimer famously said he regretted building the atom bomb and died in despair, but what the fuck does that have to do with anything?"
    "Oppenheimer. What a self-obsessed little bitch." (Silicon Valley, S06E07)
  • "Roger Bannister. Now imagine he'd gone into cardiac arrest and evacuated on himself and died. And as he lay there with his prolapsed anus peeking beneath the running shorts on his newly dead body, the crowd jeered and grimaced. That is what has to happen to us. We have to shit ourselves to death." (Silicon Valley, S06E07)
  • "Fast and powerful. Sounds a little bit like you, Andre Iguodala." (Silicon Valley, S06E07)
  • "Give it up for Menlo Bark!" (Silicon Valley, S06E07)
  • "It may help if, at least for the time being, you pretend to be mad at me."
    "Look, Richard, I was a world theater minor at Vassar, but that is one Javanese shadow play that I cannot perform." (Silicon Valley, S06E07)
  • "You graduates have a lot of responsibility finishing the important work of movements such as 'pound met double zero' and 'title icks.'" (Silicon Valley, S06E07)
  • "This fall, we actually had a herpes epidemic among the residents, which is bad medically, but, from another perspective, it's kind of touching." (Silicon Valley, S06E07)
  • Silicon Valley Season Grade: D
  • "Alexa, play some Faith Hill." (Mr. Robot, S04E10)
  • "She is just a robot you use to buy paper towels." (Mr. Robot, S04E10)
  • "You know, maybe it was what my boy Joubert says: 'I don't interest myself in the why.
    I think more often in terms of the when, sometimes where, but always how much.'" (Mr. Robot, S04E10)
  • "I gotta take a whiz, okay? Too many Code Reds this morning." (Mr. Robot, S04E10)
  • ♫: Carly Rae Jepsen – "Run Away with Me" (Mr. Robot, S04E10)
  • "You know who's into dragons, Morty? Nerds that refuse to admit they're Christian." (Rick and Morty, S04E04)
  • "Go to Brenner Ass." (Rick and Morty, S04E04)
  • "Hey, why do you have Future's self-titled album on vinyl?" (Rick and Morty, S04E04)
  • "Grandpa, do something, or I will tweet, and you will be canceled." (Rick and Morty, S04E04)
  • "Get out of Florida, you overthinking cat."
    "Why don't you go overthink shit up north in Georgia?" (Rick and Morty, S04E04)
  • "This man with a ponytail makes a valid point. All dragons are sluts deep down." (Rick and Morty, S04E04)
  • "Eggnog?"
    "What's in it?"
    "Oh, uh, heavy cream, egg yolks, sugar, and rum."
    "Mmm! So I'm drinking cake?"
    "What a fantastic White idea." (Black-ish, S06E10)
  • "How about we repackage some of the surplus? We still have lots of leftover Mexican Joker."
    "That's 'cause people didn't really like Mexican Joker." (South Park, S23E10)
  • "It's cocaine that's farm to nostril." (South Park, S23E10)
  • South Park Season Grade: C
  • "I wonder what you look like under there. Maybe he's a Gungan. Is that why yousa don't wanna show your face?" (The Mandalorian, S01E06)
  • Door gag (The Mandalorian, S01E06)
  • "That really hurt, you cunt!" (Harley Quinn, S01E03)
  • "Unlike the Saiyan Souls, the clients here haven't changed their hairstyles much in the past few decades." (Joe Pera Talks with You, S02E03)
  • "And Louise. Her best friend is wine." (Joe Pera Talks with You, S02E03)

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The New AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Rick and Morty

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