5. And the crowd goes wild (The Bachelor, S24E04)

Stray Observations

• "Oh, shitting aunts!" (Avenue 5, S01E02)
• "You remind me of my favourite actor, John Malkovich."
  "He doesn't do much for me." (The New Pope, S01E03)
• "What do you do?"
  "Mine is an ancient, useless profession. I repair watches."
  "Why useless?"
  "Because no one repairs anything any more. They just replace everything." (The New Pope, S01E03)
• "Don't talk to us Chinese about books, bitch. We invented paper."
  "Don't talk to Koreans about charging, bitch. We invented Samsung." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S01E02)
• "You're my best friend."
  "And you're my Gardner Minshew." (The Good Place, S04E13)
• Nick Offerman (The Good Place, S04E13)
• The Good Place Season Grade: D

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• "Do you wanna fuck a ghost?" (Sex Education, S02E03)

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