Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

6. Marilyn Manson (The New Pope, S01E04)

Honourable Mention

  • Three Stooges (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E03)

Stray Observations

  • "I have a thick skin, Rav. I mean, I fought in the Huawei Wars." (Avenue 5, S01E03)
  • "I'll hire the actors now."
    "They gotta be sad looking and non-union."
    "One thing usually means the other." (Avenue 5, S01E03)
  • "F me. F me with a…CB."
    "What the fuck is a CB?"
    "Oh, um, uh, cheese baguette."
    "Well, this is classic passenger liaison, Karen. You've gotta go out there, and you've gotta liaise them up the A with a very cheesy baguette." (Avenue 5, S01E03)
  • "You're blithely eating an apple here."
    "There's no other way to eat an apple but blithely. That's how apples are eaten."
    "I think you're incorrect about that. My dad ate angry apples all the time."
    "An angry apple?"
    "He communicated a tremendous amount of hostility."
    "Cannot eat an apple angry. It's impossible."
    "In fact, I think there are a lot of emotional colors available when eating an apple." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E03)
  • "Marilyn Manson doesn't know who I am."
    "Marilyn Manson doesn't know who he is."
    "The Church I have in mind must be better at informing people. Every Marilyn in the world should know reflexively who the pope is. This is not vanity. This is necessity. Um, as for them knowing who they are, there's always time for that." (The New Pope, S01E04)
  • "And what type of food is a McNugget?"
    "Some type of a…paella?"
    "You had to know that was a bad guess." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E01)
  • "She's serving my favourite dessert: carrots." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E02)
  • "No photos of Wuntch."
    "That's because vampires don't appear on film. Perhaps we should be looking for a 17th-century woodblock print." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E02)
  • "But you said I could come."
    "I just think Broadway star Sutton Foster is gonna like the other guy a little bit better." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E02)
  • "How dare you try to weasel out of this when the love of my life is splattered all over that room."
    "The chair?"
    "Get her name out of your mouth!"
    "Her name is the chair?"
    "I warned you!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E02)
  • "Hey! Watch the hair, shitbag. I can't pull off a Felicity season two."
    "No one can. Not even Felicity itself." (Harley Quinn, S01E11)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Watchmen
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Rick and Morty

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