13. Spite Club (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
Honourable Mention
- Chris Jericho cuts a promo on a drone (AEW Dynamite, 25 Mar 20)
Stray Observations
- "If there's one thing I know about human nature, it's that your stupidity is only eclipsed by your laziness." (Westworld, S03E02)
- Benioff and Weiss / Jurassic Park / Drogon (Westworld, S03E02)
- "For the most part, humanity has been a miserable little band of thugs, stumbling from one catastrophe to the next. Our history is like the ravings of a lunatic. Chaos." (Westworld, S03E02)
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"Everybody in the big johnson community knows that. You can't wear underwear. I don't wear underwear."
"There's a big johnson community?"
"Of course there is. We meet once a month. We talk about the pitfalls of having a big-ass johnson." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10) - "Why is someone holding a gun to my head and asking me what shade I would prefer my son to be?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
- "I'm just here for spite." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
- "Gotta break a couple watches to…know how to handle a big cock." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
- "What is this thing? It's like, half-chair, half-couch. It's a like a furniture centaur." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
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"What happened to this watch?"
"The giant penis of a recent sex change recipient knocked it off the counter." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10) - "A little light for a Kwame, no?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
- "And, uh, the ladies, they, they hang from a bar." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
- "I knew that big penis was nothing but trouble." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
- Curb Your Enthusiasm Season Grade: C
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"When you get very old or very ill, your body just sort of…shuts down, you know, like a…"
"A computer."
"Hmm."
"No, more final. Uh, like a coal mine." (Breeders, S01E05) - "Staying Alive" CPR (Breeders, S01E05)
- "Ava's wearing dad's cock ring as a bracelet." (Breeders, S01E05)
- "I hear you, yeah, and Dolby 5.1." (Breeders, S01E05)
- "Hey, talk admin to me. Tell me how organized you are." (Breeders, S01E05)
- "My bank was funding terrorism!" (Better Call Saul, S01E06)
- AT&T TV (Black-ish, S06E19)
- "That's Coolio's new rum. It's hella expensive." (Black-ish, S06E19)
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"But I want to go to Shakey's after."
"Oh, yeah. We can get pizza."
"I said Shakey's." (Black-ish, S06E19) -
"How the fuck you expect us to come to Philly?"
"Uh, it was more, like, an expression, I think, when he said you should come — like, come mentally. Not ejaculate, obviously." (Dave, S01E05) - "Can I suck my own dick on stage?" (Dave, S01E05)
- "Let's Super Smash Brother these hoes, bro." (Dave, S01E05)
- "This dude back here dresses cool as fuck. He knows all the hip-hop urban lingo, but pronounces all his words properly." (Dave, S01E05)
- "I think it's pretty cool that we've got the first hype man that's clinically depressed." (Dave, S01E05)
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"You know, in America, this would be, like, mm, inappropriate for the workplace."
"Lucky we in China." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S01E10) - "I don't want to eat with the bird." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S01E10)
- Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens Season Grade: C
- ♫: Free – "Oh I Wept" (Devs, S01E05)
- "Everything’s containable, but only if you're willing to do what it takes." (Devs, S01E05)
- "You are a dissident, I am a tank." (Devs, S01E05)
- The Third Man (Devs, S01E05)
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"But they're playing 'Uptown Funk.'"
"I wouldn't care if they were playing actual music." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E09) - "The phrase 'whodunit' is a grammatical abomination. Please use the proper term: a 'who has done this.'" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E09)
- "I've only been laughed at in court once, and that was because I made a terrific joke." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E09)
- "I'm sorry, but…this tuna died in vain." (Top Chef, S17E02)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Watchmen
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Dave
Looking forward:
