Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


13. Spite Club (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations

  • "If there's one thing I know about human nature, it's that your stupidity is only eclipsed by your laziness." (Westworld, S03E02)
  • Benioff and Weiss / Jurassic Park / Drogon (Westworld, S03E02)
  • "For the most part, humanity has been a miserable little band of thugs, stumbling from one catastrophe to the next. Our history is like the ravings of a lunatic. Chaos." (Westworld, S03E02)
  • "Everybody in the big johnson community knows that. You can't wear underwear. I don't wear underwear."
    "There's a big johnson community?"
    "Of course there is. We meet once a month. We talk about the pitfalls of having a big-ass johnson." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
  • "Why is someone holding a gun to my head and asking me what shade I would prefer my son to be?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
  • "I'm just here for spite." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
  • "Gotta break a couple watches to…know how to handle a big cock." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
  • "What is this thing? It's like, half-chair, half-couch. It's a like a furniture centaur." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
  • "What happened to this watch?"
    "The giant penis of a recent sex change recipient knocked it off the counter." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
  • "A little light for a Kwame, no?" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
  • "And, uh, the ladies, they, they hang from a bar." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
  • "I knew that big penis was nothing but trouble." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E10)
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm Season Grade: C
  • "When you get very old or very ill, your body just sort of…shuts down, you know, like a…"
    "A computer."
    "Hmm."
    "No, more final. Uh, like a coal mine." (Breeders, S01E05)
  • "Staying Alive" CPR (Breeders, S01E05)
  • "Ava's wearing dad's cock ring as a bracelet." (Breeders, S01E05)
  • "I hear you, yeah, and Dolby 5.1." (Breeders, S01E05)
  • "Hey, talk admin to me. Tell me how organized you are." (Breeders, S01E05)
  • "My bank was funding terrorism!" (Better Call Saul, S01E06)
  • AT&T TV (Black-ish, S06E19)
  • "That's Coolio's new rum. It's hella expensive." (Black-ish, S06E19)
  • "But I want to go to Shakey's after."
    "Oh, yeah. We can get pizza."
    "I said Shakey's." (Black-ish, S06E19)
  • "How the fuck you expect us to come to Philly?"
    "Uh, it was more, like, an expression, I think, when he said you should come — like, come mentally. Not ejaculate, obviously." (Dave, S01E05)
  • "Can I suck my own dick on stage?" (Dave, S01E05)
  • "Let's Super Smash Brother these hoes, bro." (Dave, S01E05)
  • "This dude back here dresses cool as fuck. He knows all the hip-hop urban lingo, but pronounces all his words properly." (Dave, S01E05)
  • "I think it's pretty cool that we've got the first hype man that's clinically depressed." (Dave, S01E05)
  • "You know, in America, this would be, like, mm, inappropriate for the workplace."
    "Lucky we in China." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S01E10)
  • "I don't want to eat with the bird." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S01E10)
  • Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens Season Grade: C
  • ♫: Free – "Oh I Wept" (Devs, S01E05)
  • "Everything’s containable, but only if you're willing to do what it takes." (Devs, S01E05)
  • "You are a dissident, I am a tank." (Devs, S01E05)
  • The Third Man (Devs, S01E05)
  • "But they're playing 'Uptown Funk.'"
    "I wouldn't care if they were playing actual music." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E09)
  • "The phrase 'whodunit' is a grammatical abomination. Please use the proper term: a 'who has done this.'" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E09)
  • "I've only been laughed at in court once, and that was because I made a terrific joke." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E09)
  • "I'm sorry, but…this tuna died in vain." (Top Chef, S17E02)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Watchmen
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Dave


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