Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


20. AJ Styles and Daniel Bryan brawl in Vince McMahon's actual office (WWE Money in the Bank, 10 May 20)


Stray Observations

  • "That bitch did not come to my celebration dinner. I pre-ordered a seafood tower for four."
    "That is a lot of mercury for three people." (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "That's a ban on the Badu." (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "Niggas always steppin' and repeatin.'" (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "I'm sorry it hasn't popped off yet. So many white people showed up, but I have faith in us." (Insecure, S04E05)
  • Aminé (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "What part of England are you from again?"
    "I am from Poppycock. It's in south central London, just a biscuit's toss and a fanny away from Benny Hill." (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "Look at you, out here tap dancing for the whites."
    "No, they're supposed to be here. They're sponsors."
    "I'm talkin' about her."
    [tap dancer on stage] (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "Wait, she keeps crying? What have you tried? Yeah, yeah, sometimes she just don't fuck with Peppa Pig." (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "Yes, come through, blacks." (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "Don't let somebody else's boices jeopardize your baracter." (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "Lesbian bouple moved in." (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "Nigga, you stay needing one little-ass favor." (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "Niggas can't have nothin'!" (Insecure, S04E05)
  • ♫: SiR – "You Can't Save Me" (Insecure, S04E05)
  • "I know she's got fucking kids, Fiona."
    "You knew?"
    "That's why I couldn't sleep with you on the train."
    "Why? 'Cause you thought that I would have a flappy vagina?" (Run, S01E05)
  • Phoebe Waller-Bridge's American accent (Run, S01E05)
  • "Who makes a Pornhub account?"
    "The algorithm learns your preferences better that way. Plus, if you get in kind of a cool enough relationship, you can sort of follow each other and check out each other's kinks, you know?" (Rick and Morty, S04E07)
  • "Congratulations on making it into print media. Real bright future there." (Rick and Morty, S04E07)
  • "Rick, I've watched enough Pornhub to know what a studio apartment looks like." (Rick and Morty, S04E07)
  • World Trade Center (Rick and Morty, S04E07)
  • "So you did a 9/11?"
    "Almost did a 9/11. We went with a Pearl Harbor." (Rick and Morty, S04E07)
  • "Sorry, Morty, we tried pussin' it. Time to go in hot." (Rick and Morty, S04E07)
  • "Let's lick tits." (Rick and Morty, S04E07)
  • "Morty, stop talking to your sister about jerking off. Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring." (Rick and Morty, S04E07)
  • "Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? Do you suffer from Alzheimer's? Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?" (Rick and Morty, S04E07)


He's judging Restaurant Wars in Canada too? (Top Chef Canada, S08E05)

  • "And we have to get pro-family bakers, or we'll be stuck with a bunch of liberal recipes in our cookbook and force-fed ERA brownies, abortion cookies, and lesbian pies 'til kingdom come." (Mrs. America, S01E07)
  • "I am not a pirate." (Mrs. America, S01E07)
  • "I'm sick of shrinking our dreams to appeal to the middle." (Mrs. America, S01E07)
  • "You need to understand that to love completely requires learning to hate properly." (Mrs. America, S01E07)
  • "Very masculine. That's right. Scare him with your circles." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E06)
  • "I had agreed to meet the Devil at an intersection of roadways, where we'd do a deal where I would become a much better guitarist." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E06)
  • "You can do some impersonations."
    "[imitating Borat] My wife!"
    "There you go. Henry VIII." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E06)
  • Pool cue lightsabers (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E06)
  • "Since then, I've found out there's an indie band also called Jackie Daytona operating in Texas. I listened to their music, and I'm pretty confident there's no conflict. And I have to say this, 'cause someone called 'Mark from Clearance' told me to." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E06)
  • Whiskey and mayonnaise (Harley Quinn, S02E07)
  • Harley and Poison Ivy kiss (Harley Quinn, S02E07)
  • Shark Tank Season Grade: C
  • "Maybe we can just crush up some oregano and, like, put it in the oil and then just inject it back into the cartridges, like, make it stretch over a few pens."
    "No, that's not gonna work. Oregano's got, like, a seriously distinct flavor. You think people are trying to smoke pizza?" (Betty, S01E03)
  • "Karl does twisted shit like that, man. He's like the fucking booger man." (Betty, S01E03)
  • Written by Moshe Kasher? (Betty, S01E03)
  • ♫: Mogwai – "Sine Wave" (ZeroZeroZero, S01E02)
  • ZeroZeroZero Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Watchmen
The New AR™TV World Comedy Champion: What We Do in the Shadows

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