Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

23. A Helping Hand (Ramy, S02E07)

Honourable Mention

  • ♫: "Truth Hurts" (Insecure, S04E08)

Stray Observations

  • "Do it now, nigga!" (Insecure, S04E08)
  • "We have some specials tonight."
    "Oh, Joy, I already know what's special." (Insecure, S04E08)
  • "Aw… You just realized you ain't shit, huh?" (Insecure, S04E08)
  • "You look like a Lawrence, man." (Insecure, S04E08)
  • "Nice to meet you, Mazda." (Insecure, S04E08)
  • "So how do you and Issa know each other?"
    "Please don't."
    "We used to get it in. Good times." (Insecure, S04E08)

(Insecure, S04E08)

  • "Tonight made me happy."
    "You make me happy." (Insecure, S04E08)
  • "Share the invisibility." (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • Shoney's (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • "You're being crazy."
    "They do it in therapy on TV."
    "Well, TV gives British people prizes for baking, Jerry." (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • "We love Wendy's. I think they even gave us some money." (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • "You made me go to a wedding. And you killed my best friend. I shoulda said that one first." (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • "Ugh, this floor isn't level." (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • "One theory: I was designed by your father to live with myself, which would mean you made a conscious choice to swallow your dreams with cheap wine and dinosaur pasta." (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • "You cosplay as you shitty father in his 30s." (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • "The NX-5 can't destroy Wrangler jeans." (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • "Cannot penetrate Wranglers. Built too tough. Built…too…tough." (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • "Saved the day with puppeting. Only one with a decent arc." (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • "Summer put my jeans in a laser!" (Rick and Morty, S04E10)
  • Rick and Morty Season Grade: C
  • Top Chef Canada Season Grade: C
  • "What kind of goat sorcery is this?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E98)
  • "They are near. The smell of beef and sulfur is overwhelming."
    "That's just Brooklyn." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E09)
  • "The consensus on Instagram is that we underestimate the importance of self-care." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E09)
  • "I must say, I'm not sure I fully disapprove of this abduction." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E09)

(What We Do in the Shadows, S02E09)

(What We Do in the Shadows, S02E09)

  • "Let us revert to our true form."
    "MILFs. Even better."
    "It's a contrast but something I wouldn't say no to." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E09)
  • "Put those tiny swords down this instant or you'll be removing them from your crusty old tits and dry old asses." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E09)
  • "Five spits for an enemy, Lilith." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E09)
  • "Well, over my undead body will your crispy hands get anywhere near my husband's sperms again." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E09)
  • "Generic European accent." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E09)
  • "With Colin Robinson's semen too." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E09)
  • "Commissioner, sir! This came for you."
    "Oh! Gotta be the new Dave Barry book I ordered. Every time I read this guy's stuff I'm like, 'That's pretty funny.'" (Harley Quinn, S02E10)
  • "The point is, I'm gonna do what you never could, because you are a pussy."
    "Pussies are powerful. They birthed all of humanity!"
    "I was a C-section." (Harley Quinn, S02E10)
  • Tony Hawk (Betty, S01E06)
  • "Oh! She's addicted to what that dick did!" (Betty, S01E06)
  • Betty Season Grade: D
  • "Yeah, I'm not getting married."
    "Come on, man. We know how seriously you've been taking Zainab, bro. You've been talking to her for a month non-stop. You've been leading prayers. You've got prayer beads around your neck."
    "Your posture's better."
    "It's only a matter of time, bro. You're on a Muslim schedule. You're gonna be married within a month." (Ramy, S02E07)
  • You're saying strippers are more halal than magicians?"
    "100%. Magicians speak to jinn. Strippers express themselves." (Ramy, S02E07)
  • "Like, dude, if you're gonna die or something, I'll, uh, I'll jerk you off." (Ramy, S02E07)
  • "You want to jerk me off so you can feel like a like a better Muslim. You're not going to use my cum to wash your sins." (Ramy, S02E07)
  • "Do not pray right now."
    "Dude, come on. It's my bachelor party, okay? I can pray before I jerk you off." (Ramy, S02E07)
  • "That's my Zainab."
    "But she's…"
    "She's what?"
    "Beautiful. Like Beyoncé." (Ramy, S02E08)
  • "My name is Maysa, and I am Ramy's mother. My pronouns are she/her. Does anybody have food allergy or pronouns I should know about?" (Ramy, S02E08)
  • "I really like the music your people make, you know?" (Ramy, S02E08)
  • "When you're a father, you have to think of everything. When I look at you and your mom and your sister, I want you to enjoy living in the now. I cannot live in the now. I have to live in the future. I have to see what's coming and plan, protect. When you get married, you will have to live in the future." (Ramy, S02E08)
  • ♫: Limp Bizkit – "Break Stuff" (Ramy, S02E09)
  • "Almond milk? Milk doesn't come from nuts, It comes from tits."
    "I know it's bullshit, but white people love bullshit." (Ramy, S02E09)
  • "Look, I'm sorry about your brother. I'm sure he's in heaven, if you have that in Mexico." (Ramy, S02E09)
  • ♫: St. Vincent – "Fast Slow Disco" (Ramy, S02E09)
  • Fellatio fake-out (Ramy, S02E09)
  • "Domino's is just Domino's. It's not really pizza. It's got its own taste." (Ramy, S02E09)
  • ♫: Arabic "I Will Survive" (Ramy, S02E09)
  • "It's okay. We don't trust the blacks." (Ramy, S02E10)
  • "Hi. Amani. Do you remember me?
    "Wow, yes. You were an ugly baby." (Ramy, S02E10)
  • "Cairo just got Hobbs and Shaw. Can you believe that?"
    "Fuck, man. Did those guys deserve that spin‐off or what? I'm so proud of them." (Ramy, S02E10)
  • "You can have multiple wives. Yeah, it's a phenomenal hidden feature in our religion."
    "Being a fuckboy is a hidden feature?" (Ramy, S02E10)
  • Ramy Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Great
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: What We Do in the Shadows

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