27. Opening Statement (Search Party, S03E06)
- "She didn't do it. She couldn't have. I'm a doctor, and people with freckles are pretty tame and sensitive." (Search Party, S03E02)
- Lady Bird (Search Party, S03E02)
- Tosh.0 (Search Party, S03E05)
- "He's taken a vow of silence this week to honor anyone who's suffering." (Search Party, S03E05)
- "Women get scrutinized. Men get pastas." (Search Party, S03E05)
- ♫: Mk.gee – "Over Here" (Search Party, S03E05)
"Okay, well, I'd like to start things off by just floating a theme out there."
"Oh, my God, a theme, how fun."
"You love attention, right?"
"Uh…yeah, I think it's safe to say Marc and I love attention."
"I love it! Marc, do you love it? I mean…"
"I really need to lie down. I'm– I'm just too happy."
"Can someone get him some juice or something?"
"Oh, no, sweetie, we only have grenadine."
"Oh, that's perfect."
"It's all so tasteful."
"I know. I know, sweetie." (Search Party, S03E05)
- "Okay, would you rather be forced to have sex with a kangaroo on a game show, or have your throat cut out with a dull saw by your own clone?" (Search Party, S03E05)
- "I'm Charlie Reeny reminding you that the Second Amendment is never going away." (Search Party, S03E06)
"I hate her."
"I wish you could still hit women." (Search Party, S03E07)
"So, that guy, he's– he's dead."
"Oh, my God. Portia, aren't you a Christian?" (Search Party, S03E08)
"Excuse me, sir, could you please put that out? You're not allowed to smoke on the bus."
(Search Party, S03E09)
"Your Honor, I would never get breast implants."
"Order! Ladies, please. Let's leave the female form out of this." (Search Party, S03E09)
- "Your Honor! My clients are not on trial for having sex with food!" (Search Party, S03E09)
- Search Party Season Grade: C
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