28. Parenthood (Close Enough, S01E02)

Stray Observations

• ♫: Janelle Monáe – "Pynk [feat. Grimes] (I May Destroy You, S01E05)
• "I worked hard for those Togo's stamps!" (Close Enough, S01E01)
• "Hope you guys like Weezer." (Close Enough, S01E02)
• "I can't wait to post about this on Tripadvisor." (Close Enough, S01E02)
• "You can't have people over 30 in your bar. Then it becomes a pub!" (Close Enough, S01E02)
• "Dude's got a body like the jack of clubs – better than a 10 and paper thin." (Close Enough, S01E02)

(Close Enough, S01E03)

• "Skate Dad is skate sad." (Close Enough, S01E03)
• "That man's no Skate Dad. He's a Skate Father." (Close Enough, S01E03)
• "Oh, no! Kevin Costner's head from Waterworld!" (Close Enough, S01E03)

(Close Enough, S01E03)

• "I'm limitless!" (Close Enough, S01E03)
• "Have you guys seen a Poliwrath around here?"
  "No one plays that game anymore!" (Close Enough, S01E04)
• "Ugh! I don't cling to my lost youth!"
  "Mornin', Mr. Singleton! Special delivery of those Crossfire refill pellets you ordered." (Close Enough, S01E04)
• "Yeah, man, I got your back. But my small talk with children is real limited! [pause] So…did you hear that new Ween album?" (Close Enough, S01E04)

(Close Enough, S01E04)

• "So that's how I gave Michael Douglas throat cancer." (Close Enough, S01E04)
• "This is Billie."
  "'Sup?"
  "Billie gave Usher herpes." (Close Enough, S01E04)

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