Look at this fucking packaging for Oreo mooncakes:

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I thought that was cheese ice cream at first.

It tickles me that crackers named "Ritz" are paired with peanut butter and processed cheese.

Stern created the name Ritz, which appealed to individuals suffering in the Great Depression, offering them "a bite of the good life." [source]

Buttery stimulus checks.

Shelf-stable cream cheese?

"Natural flavor with other natural flavor flavored filling."