Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

46. Skin Trade (How To with John Wilson, S01E04)


Stray Observations

  • "The old man would want you to have this. It's, um…symbolic."
    "I ain't got no use for no symbolic sword." (The Good Lord Bird, S01E06)
  • "'Alcohol is your friend – with a knife.'" (Fargo, S04E08)
  • "Listen, just because Kelce tells you to do something, doesn't mean you have to do it." (Moonbase 8, S01E01)
  • "Because we are members of the National Association of Space Astronauts."
    "The what?"
    "NASA."
    "No, it's the, um… N… It's the North American…Space Association. Right? Is it?"
    "No, no, no. That's-that's…that's not it. Uh…"
    "It's the National Association–"
    "It's not 'National.' Nautical. Nautical, 'cause it started with boats. Nautical…Astronomy Society of…Adventure."
    "I don't think it stands for anything. I think it's just a word: NASA."
    "It's NASA."
    "NASA. Okay. NASA. We're NASA!" (Moonbase 8, S01E01)
  • "Here. Have a squirt."
    "It's cleaning solution, Cap."
    "It's mostly water."
    "Can't live off cleaning solution." (Moonbase 8, S01E01)
  • John Cena (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • Macarena (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • "I wish I was Lance Reddick!"
    "Thanks, Levar." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • "It's my last day as a Hasid. I can do whatever I want. I'm going to a Christmas party, and I hope Harmony Korine puts me in one of his outrageous movies." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • "Fuck H₂O! What about H₂O₂, the sequel to water?!"
    "Part two!" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • Lil Nas X Japanese television reaction (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • Pouring nacho cheese on Grimes (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • "I tried to do a cool trick to impress my wife before sundown." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • "What are you cooking?"
    "Crystal meth and placenta." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • Ray's Pizza coupon (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • "My titties are gonna come out. Please don't."
    "Hey, hey. Leave the medical mumbo-jumbo for the scientists." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • "I'm just a cop eating shit and getting drunk." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • "Shit-Eating Horse Cop" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • Lil Freedia (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • Sasha Banks (The Mandalorian, S02E03)
  • "No, I have enough pets." (The Mandalorian, S02E03)
  • "The accused, John Chinaman" (Warrior, S02E07)
  • "I'm not fucking politician."
    "That's what the best ones always say." (Warrior, S02E07)
  • "My father used to say, 'If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will come floating by.'"
    "No, I think that was Sun Tzu actually."
    "Well, he also said it." (Warrior, S02E07)
  • "But they still let the pigs go wherever they want." (How To with John Wilson, S01E04)
  • "They actually recently made it illegal to declaw your cat in New York…uh, I think." (How To with John Wilson, S01E04)


(The Queen's Gambit, S01E01)

  • "My tranquility needs to be refurbished." (The Queen's Gambit, S01E02)
  • "D.L. Townes" (The Queen's Gambit, S01E03)
  • "Do you still like my hair?" (The Queen's Gambit, S01E06)
  • Beth's under-eye lines (The Queen's Gambit, S01E06)
  • "So, what will your fellow radicals think? You being with a rich white lawyer?"
    "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." (The Queen's Gambit, S01E07)
  • Boy server offering vodka (The Queen's Gambit, S01E07)
  • "Good for you, cracker." (The Queen's Gambit, S01E07)
  • The Queen's Gambit Season Grade: B

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