Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

46. Skin Trade (How To with John Wilson, S01E04)

Stray Observations

  • "The old man would want you to have this. It's, um…symbolic."
    "I ain't got no use for no symbolic sword." (The Good Lord Bird, S01E06)
  • "'Alcohol is your friend – with a knife.'" (Fargo, S04E08)
  • "Listen, just because Kelce tells you to do something, doesn't mean you have to do it." (Moonbase 8, S01E01)
  • "Because we are members of the National Association of Space Astronauts."
    "The what?"
    "No, it's the, um… N… It's the North American…Space Association. Right? Is it?"
    "No, no, no. That's-that's…that's not it. Uh…"
    "It's the National Association–"
    "It's not 'National.' Nautical. Nautical, 'cause it started with boats. Nautical…Astronomy Society of…Adventure."
    "I don't think it stands for anything. I think it's just a word: NASA."
    "It's NASA."
    "NASA. Okay. NASA. We're NASA!" (Moonbase 8, S01E01)
  • "Here. Have a squirt."
    "It's cleaning solution, Cap."
    "It's mostly water."
    "Can't live off cleaning solution." (Moonbase 8, S01E01)
  • John Cena (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • Macarena (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • "I wish I was Lance Reddick!"
    "Thanks, Levar." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • "It's my last day as a Hasid. I can do whatever I want. I'm going to a Christmas party, and I hope Harmony Korine puts me in one of his outrageous movies." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • "Fuck H₂O! What about H₂O₂, the sequel to water?!"
    "Part two!" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • Lil Nas X Japanese television reaction (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • Pouring nacho cheese on Grimes (The Eric Andre Show, S05E05)
  • "I tried to do a cool trick to impress my wife before sundown." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • "What are you cooking?"
    "Crystal meth and placenta." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • Ray's Pizza coupon (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • "My titties are gonna come out. Please don't."
    "Hey, hey. Leave the medical mumbo-jumbo for the scientists." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • "I'm just a cop eating shit and getting drunk." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • "Shit-Eating Horse Cop" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • Lil Freedia (The Eric Andre Show, S05E06)
  • Sasha Banks (The Mandalorian, S02E03)
  • "No, I have enough pets." (The Mandalorian, S02E03)
  • "The accused, John Chinaman" (Warrior, S02E07)
  • "I'm not fucking politician."
    "That's what the best ones always say." (Warrior, S02E07)
  • "My father used to say, 'If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will come floating by.'"
    "No, I think that was Sun Tzu actually."
    "Well, he also said it." (Warrior, S02E07)
  • "But they still let the pigs go wherever they want." (How To with John Wilson, S01E04)
  • "They actually recently made it illegal to declaw your cat in New York…uh, I think." (How To with John Wilson, S01E04)

(The Queen's Gambit, S01E01)

  • "My tranquility needs to be refurbished." (The Queen's Gambit, S01E02)
  • "D.L. Townes" (The Queen's Gambit, S01E03)
  • "Do you still like my hair?" (The Queen's Gambit, S01E06)
  • Beth's under-eye lines (The Queen's Gambit, S01E06)
  • "So, what will your fellow radicals think? You being with a rich white lawyer?"
    "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." (The Queen's Gambit, S01E07)
  • Boy server offering vodka (The Queen's Gambit, S01E07)
  • "Good for you, cracker." (The Queen's Gambit, S01E07)
  • The Queen's Gambit Season Grade: B

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