Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

7. Framing Britney Spears (The New York Times Presents, S02E06)

Honourable Mention

  • Avocado Fight (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • Yo-Magic Ad (WandaVision, S01E06)

Stray Observations

  • Papyrus (Devil May Care, S01E01)

(Devil May Care, S01E01)

  • "Which way is Mexico?!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "This is a business problem, and solving business problems is my middle name."
    "That's beautiful. Is that Polish or…?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "If only the L.A. River had water in it instead of what I've been told is called pornography runoff." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Did you know that quinoa was originally just Beanie Baby filler?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)

(Mr. Mayor, S01E07)

  • Cardi B ASMR: "So now I'm gonna, like, bite these wet-ass pickles." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "They did a really good job of photoshopping the creature from Shape of Water. Oh, no. Oh, they made you the mute lady." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Please leave. You smell like the bathroom at a ferry terminal." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "No, Cardi B, don't hurt that pickle with your nails. It's a cucumber's baby. [farts]" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "I pee a little when I laugh, so needless to say, I'm very concerned about this Who's the Boss? reboot." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Uh, there's been an accident, and the doctor said, 'I can't operate on this boy. He's my son,' because the doctor was a mommy!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "'We need to get to the root of this,' said the endangered California vole." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "So yesterday, you said your trucks hadn't gone out all week."
    "Or are they?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "I'm only fidgeting like this because of my oversized genitals." (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • "Avocados are back on the shelves, and Angelinos are back to being happy – on the outside."
    "I just want to thank Mayor Bremer. Now my baby's back on keto! I know, this is three months postpartum?!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E07)
  • Malcolm in the Middle (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • Kathleen Hanna (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad." (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "Unleash hell, demon spawn." (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "Kick-ass!" (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • "I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just… Endless nothingness." (WandaVision, S01E06)
  • Darcy seems on the verge of cursing about her fate, but the phrase she meant to say turns into "Oh, fudge" by the time the Hex grabs her (WandaVision, S01E06)

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