Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

14. Orgasm Review (Made for Love, S01E01)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "Take this shit and get the fuck out of here."
    "Uh-uh— Nuh-uh. We did a lot of work to set this motherfucker up and drug him."
    "Yeah, I broke my nails putting him in the trunk, so…"
    "Come on. How about four grand? Okay. Three grand? Uh, we got babysitters for this. $500?" (Snowfall, S04E07)
  • Pouring malt liquor on grilling burger patties (Snowfall, S04E07)
  • "You looking…not as bad." (Snowfall, S04E07)
  • "Thwarted, nigga." (Snowfall, S04E07)
  • "The thing is, everybody talks when they're drowning." (Snowfall, S04E07)
  • ♫: Frank Ocean – "Bad Religion" (Genera+ion, S01E08)
  • "All of my knowledge of love is drawn from things you'd definitely judge me for."
    "Like what?"
    "Do you know Anju and Kafei from Legend of Zelda?" (Genera+ion, S01E08)
  • ♫: Lullaby "Savage" (Genera+ion, S01E08)
  • "I mean, I'm assuming whichever one we choose, whoever's gonna adopt them is someone local, and sentencing this kid to a life in Anaheim just seems straight-up criminal." (Genera+ion, S01E08)
  • "'Jesus is the reason for the season'? Are we sure we want to leave the baby here? I'm getting homeschooling vibes." (Genera+ion, S01E08)
  • "'Sunny beaches and secluded coves, Laguna is Southern California's most alluring beach town.'"
    "I don't know. Like, what kid's, like, 'Life ain't perfect, but at least I got secluded coves'?" (Genera+ion, S01E08)
  • Genera+ion Season Grade: C
  • Ray Romano fucking a sex doll (Made for Love, S01E01)
  • "Give me the bitch, bitch!" (Made for Love, S01E02)
  • "I'm crying."
    "You're not, actually, though." (Made for Love, S01E03)
  • ♫: Tim Heidecker – "Say Yes" (Made for Love, S01E03)

(Top Chef: Portland, S18E01)

  • Halo-halo (Invincible, S01E04)
  • ♫: Bazzi – "Paradise" (Invincible, S01E04)
  • "Do you know who I am?" (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E03)
  • "If I may…"
    "No!" (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E03)
  • "It is a masterpiece, James. Complete. Comprehensive. It captures the African-American experience."
    "He's out of line, but he's right." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E03)
  • "What's up with Madripoor? You talk about it like it's Skull Island." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E03)
  • "We have to fix this. I'm the only one who looks like a pimp."
    "Only an American would assume a fashion-forward Black man looks like a pimp." (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E03)
  • The writer of John Wick wrote John Wick (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E03)

(The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E03)

  • "I came out first. You're supposed to follow me. […] It's in every action movie!" (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, S01E03)
  • "I'm such a Forgetful Frankie Muniz. That's not a joke, he had a serious head injury." (Solar Opposites, S02E03)
  • "She tried to save the Na'vi while making smoking look cool again. What the fuck did you ever do?"
    "You will never be strong enough, cool enough, or confident enough to get a woman like Sigi Weave." (Solar Opposites, S02E03)
  • "Terry, for the last time, salsa is not a real apology. And you know the only food I like eating at those Mexican restaurants are those sliced radishes!" (Solar Opposites, S02E03)
  • "Wait, didn't Shlorp blow up like a new Lizzo single? Topical."
    "Yes, but this uses a temporal address that can send the letter back in time to before Shlorp went boom‐boom‐pow. I was trying to piggyback on‐on‐on your, on your reference to music." (Solar Opposites, S02E03)

(Solar Opposites, S02E03)

  • "Pete Davidson" (Solar Opposites, S02E03)

(Solar Opposites, S02E03)

  • "Are you threatening me, Idris Elba?" (Solar Opposites, S02E03)

(Solar Opposites, S02E03)

  • "I don't wanna change! I like who I am now! I like wearing women's eye shadow and murdering you!" (Solar Opposites, S02E03)
  • "It's worse than the nightmare on Helms Street, which is what they call the time a Port‐a‐Potty emptying truck tipped over on Ed Helms' private drive." (Solar Opposites, S02E04)
  • "You're not an executive story editor on the hit Fox drama Bones anymore. This is real life." (Solar Opposites, S02E04)
  • "I'm gonna work in finance because I've always wanted to be a shit head." (Solar Opposites, S02E04)
  • "It's not a blow job, sweetie. It's a blow career." (Solar Opposites, S02E04)
  • "Okay, what if I did fuck crack cocaine?" (Solar Opposites, S02E04)
  • "Yeah, I have a really important sales cum— I mean, conference balls— no, I mean a team skeeting— uh, shaftholder meeting— I mean, my shattered ass is healing—" (Solar Opposites, S02E04)
  • "They had a really good Arby's…to get fucked in." (Solar Opposites, S02E04)
  • "This is from Samuel by Sam Jackson for Kangol. It's the exact model he wore to the premiere of his Capital One commercial." (Solar Opposites, S02E05)
  • "We gotta be careful, too. 'Cause according to VeggieTales, cheating will make you a gay potato." (Solar Opposites, S02E05)
  • "Where do you shop, T.J. Minimum?" (Solar Opposites, S02E05)
  • "Can't you read?"
    "Of course I can."
    // Ron Howard: "He can't." [Arrested Development sting] (Solar Opposites, S02E05)
  • "Come out, Jen. We can go to a coffee shop that has a painting of wings on a wall, you can pose in front of it, so fun." (Solar Opposites, S02E05)
  • "Oh god, we're so sorry. A homeless guy in a Hulu sweatshirt made us do it!" (Solar Opposites, S02E05)
  • "Ooh, that's right, it's the entire series of Terriers on Blu‐Ray." (Solar Opposites, S02E05)
  • "Someone's gonna find out we're big cheaters and then they're gonna kill us just like they did with Lance Armstrong."
    "He wasn't killed, they just took one nut." (Solar Opposites, S02E05)
  • "Joe Rogan is our generation's Maya Angelou."
    "Our generation already has a Maya Angelou. It's Mark Cuban!" (Solar Opposites, S02E05)
  • "According to Peter, the, uh, Okja‐type character…" (Solar Opposites, S02E06)
  • "The prosecution claims Korvo created a giant pig thing that self‐cooked racks of award‐winning ribs out of its chest, whose blood tasted like delicious barbecue sauce, and when struck 'shat out all the fixins.'"
    "Dammit, that does sound like something I would do. Right down to the 'fixin" shits." (Solar Opposites, S02E06)
  • "He spent a few nights in the woods, then he moved on with his life, got his MFA in interpretive dance, couldn't find work, duh, so he got a job at the Apple Store with all the other people who have MFAs." (Solar Opposites, S02E06)
  • "Oh no, Magic Shell!" (Solar Opposites, S02E06)
  • "I bought some Solar Opposites masks from the Hulu Store's going‐out‐of‐business sale. I also got 15 PEN15 pens that are also dildos." (Solar Opposites, S02E06)
  • "Don't you dare mansplain the Predalien to me." (Solar Opposites, S02E07)
  • "Please, don't touch my dick when I'm dead." (Solar Opposites, S02E07)
  • "This alien is educating my things!"
    "Stop right there, you dirty alien!"
    "Oh God, I can read? What if I gain empathy? What if I learn things that force me to re-evaluate my hardline conservative opinions?" (Solar Opposites, S02E08)
  • ♫: Ke$ha – "Die Young" (Solar Opposites, S02E08)
  • Midsommar (Solar Opposites, S02E08)
  • "Holy shit, I guess we're in a 'there-can-only-be-one' Highlander-type situation."
    "Wait, I thought that show was about a hot nurse who goes back in time to get her ass eaten out?" (Solar Opposites, S02E08)
  • Solar Opposites Season Grade: C

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