Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

24. "Bashir with the Good Beard" (We Are Lady Parts, S01E02)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "I'm getting Pray on those drugs."
    "Well, baby, how we gonna do that?"
    "The only way you ever get white people to do anything: scare 'em." (Pose, S03E07)
  • "I didn't know what to expect, but it kind of reminded me of church. The costumes, theatrics, worshipping. I'm into it."
    "So, when you walking, my man?"
    "Walking? Oh, nah. Nah, that's not my ministry." (Pose, S03E07)
  • "Looks like we aren't the only ones who had the idea for a ladies' lunch."
    "Well, it is the Sex and the City effect."
    "These ladies all came into the city to have sex?" (Pose, S03E08)
  • ♫: Whitney Houston – "My Love Is Your Love" (Pose, S03E08)
  • Pose Season Grade: D
  • "Nigga, you gentrifying too."
    "How? I'm sleeping on a couch."
    "Yeah, but you be at Drip ordering $8 oat milk mochas and shit."
    "Drip is Black-owned."
    "So? Black capitalism is still capitalism."
    "You be on Twitter too much." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E03)
  • "When I was your age, I had my third business. You, you're smoking weed. Is Greta Ton-berg smoking weed?" (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E03)

(Ziwe, S01E05)

  • "Dance like Martin would." (Ziwe, S01E05)
  • "My dad is on the board of Goldman Sachs. One call and your whole job is privatized." (Loki, S01E01)
  • "Madam, a god doesn't plead." (Loki, S01E01)
  • "Not big on trust, are you?"
    "Trust is for children and dogs. There's only one person you can trust." (Loki, S01E01)
  • "If looks could kill." (Loki, S01E01)
  • "I can't believe you were D.B. Cooper. Come on!"
    "I was young, and I lost a bet to Thor." (Loki, S01E01)
  • "You weren't born to be king, Loki. You were born to cause pain and suffering and death. That's how it is, that's how it was, that's how it will be. All so that others can achieve their best versions of themselves." (Loki, S01E01)
  • Hacks Season Grade: C
  • "I'm sorry, dear girl. There are certain octaves of the female voice that I am no longer able to hear."
    "I'll take it as a compliment you knew I was a girl." (Mythic Quest, S02E07)
  • "You told Anne I was a fecund literary slut."
    "That was taken out of context. But I also stand by it."
    "You did everything you could to turn her against me!"
    "Oh, was I the one who gave you a face like a fucked ass?" (Mythic Quest, S02E07)
  • "What glowing quotes grace the covers of your books these days?"
    "I'll have you know Harper's called my last book 'unbridled space smut.'" (Mythic Quest, S02E07)
  • "The Longbottoms are notoriously robust of seed." (Mythic Quest, S02E07)
  • "I'm glad you like the food, Carl. It means a lot coming from a man who knows his way around a rotisserie spit. Were you aware that your grandfather hawked chicken at the state fair?"
    "It was the Renaissance fair. And I was the Grand Roast-Master of an award-winning rotisserie chicken victualler's." (Mythic Quest, S02E07)
  • "Well, this chicken man…is gonna shit in your desk, daddio." (Mythic Quest, S02E07)
  • "So, Calpurnia, how long have you been a lesbian?" (Mythic Quest, S02E07)
  • "Loba from Apex Legends." (Betty, S02E01)
  • ♫: Lizzo – "Cuz I Love You" (Lupin, S02E03)
  • Lupin Season Grade: C
  • "No, you know what? We sound worse than wank."
    "What's worse than wank?"
    "Vegan cheese." (We Are Lady Parts, S01E01)
  • "Do you think any self-respecting, God-fearing, Muslim man would want to marry you if he knew you had this old white man on your wall?"
    "That is not a white man. That is Don McLean." (We Are Lady Parts, S01E01)
  • "Cheese bread?"
    "It's a tool of the patriarchy." (We Are Lady Parts, S01E02)
  • "What if I puke? Or worse…what if poo comes?"
    "Poo is not gonna come." (We Are Lady Parts, S01E03)
  • ♫: System of a Down – "Toxicity" (We Are Lady Parts, S01E03)
  • "The real Slim Shady has a foot fetish. [snapping] The real Slim Shady is harbouring feelings of inadequacy." (We Are Lady Parts, S01E04)
  • "The revolution will not be circumcised. [snapping applause]" (We Are Lady Parts, S01E04)
  • "Maybe Saira was right. After all, last night I had performed poetry without excretions of any sort." (We Are Lady Parts, S01E04)
  • ♫: Radiohead – "Creep" (We Are Lady Parts, S01E06)
  • "Since when was Don McLean haram?" (We Are Lady Parts, S01E06)
  • We Are Lady Parts Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Underground Railroad
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Girls5eva

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