Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

29. Racial Chat Room (Dave, S02E06)

Stray Observations

  • Steve Zahn's penis (The White Lotus, S01E01)
  • "It's just…so disturbing that it's in my balls, and that they get big like this. It's very Gogol." (The White Lotus, S01E01)
  • "Like she actually cared about the working poor. She was a neoliberal war hawk."
    "She was a neolib and a neocon."
    "I'm sorry, did you say Hillary Clinton?" (The White Lotus, S01E01)
  • "Just sneak out the back with your art guy. You can finish the meeting at, like, a Golden Krust? I don't know, there's, like, three in walking distance." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E07)
  • "Yo, but didn't he get expelled? How he get inside? So they just letting anybody in the school?"
    "He's white." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E07)
  • "(kevin's been listening to t.i. interviews)" (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E07)
  • "It was also the perfect medium to capture the subject's, uh, chura-scaro, so…"
    "I've heard it both ways." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E07)
  • "She told me if she catch me hanging out with you again, she's sending my ass to Nigeria, and I'm not trying to end up like Donovan." [pan to Donovan's shirt] (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E07)
  • Clip-on tie (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E07)
  • "Dan, the kid didn't sneak through a crack door. He walked through the entrance. He's white." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E07)
  • Callback to "Bro, I bet nothing is even about to happen to White Marcus. Like most cops probably just going to take his ass to Burger King or some shit." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E07)
  • "Okay, let's go see this latest piece of Marvel shit you kids are jizzing over." (Rick and Morty, S05E04)
  • "You're not being very scientific, Morty. Measure twice, cut once. Especially with semen." (Rick and Morty, S05E04)
  • "Now, how do we deal with these…orgasogoblins? No takers? Okay. These…cumplestiltskins? No? Dumb? These, uh, skeet boogins?"
    "Oh, yeah, yeah, skeet boogins."
    "Really? Skeet boogins? We'll use it as a placeholder and beat it later." (Rick and Morty, S05E04)
  • "Are you out of your mind bringing an armed sperm in here?" (Rick and Morty, S05E04)
  • "The sperm made a catapult? Are they getting smarter?"
    "No, you're getting dumber because that's a trebuchet."
    "Nobody knows the difference!"
    "They're reloading that textbook trebuchet!" (Rick and Morty, S05E04)
  • "Fools! You can't beat me! You didn't bring a woman that can kickbox!" (Rick and Morty, S05E04)
  • "Take three steps back, Amazing Johnathan." (Rick and Morty, S05E04)
  • Easy button (Rick and Morty, S05E04)
  • "Oh, I've been dubbed many names by many people. A ruler, a conqueror, He Who Remains, a jerk." (Loki, S01E06)
  • "Why aren't we seeing this the same way?"
    "Because you can't trust…and I can't be trusted." (Loki, S01E06)
  • "I'll see you soon." (Loki, S01E06)
  • Loki Season Grade: B
  • "But I'm telling you, I will not be eating there."
    "You think the IKEA recipe says 'onions, carrots, celery, and horse'?"
    "I'm not saying that it's part of their recipe, but I think there's clearly
    a lack of oversight."
    "Hey, Siri, are IKEA meatballs made of horse?" (Dave, S02E06)
  • "Honey, if you think it's gonna make you happy dating women in the industry, let me tell you, you've got another thing coming."
    "Another think coming."
    "Another think."
    "What are you talking about?"
    "You said 'another thing.' It's another— The expression, 'another think coming.'"
    "Think?" (Dave, S02E06)
  • "This bitch…" (Dave, S02E06)
  • "Is my body acne on camera?" (Dave, S02E06)
  • "This the third fucking revelation of Sremm! We used to work at fucking Olive Garden, eating breadsticks and drinking fucking…water!"
    "We came all the way up." (Dave, S02E06)
  • "@ChampagnePapi is following you" (Dave, S02E06)
  • "Dude, Maya's a professional actress."
    "No, she's not. She's a model. Also, she's barely even a model. She just did one ad for Sprouts." (American Horror Stories, S01E01)
  • "Whose blood is this?"
    "I don't know. Hers, maybe? Time of the month?"
    "Oh, right. It would also explain how bitchy she's been."
    "You want to get blitzed on Xanax and edibles and watch The Crown?" (American Horror Stories, S01E01)
  • A Netflix show in a Hulu show (American Horror Stories, S01E01)
  • "I really think we should have a session about this. I got some time between 4:00 and 6:00. There's another therapist here, so I'm just fighting for office hours." (American Horror Stories, S01E01)
  • "Unless it's free, we don't have the money to pay him. We have almost no extra cash. And while you may be great at sucking dick, with all the work we have left to do, a couple BJs aren't gonna make up the difference." (American Horror Stories, S01E02)
  • "I want in on that too."
    "Your marriage. I don't want to sleep in the same bed as you guys, or put my toothbrush on the counter next to yours, but I want mouth and ass privileges." (American Horror Stories, S01E02)
  • ♫: Yeah Yeah Yeahs – "Heads Will Roll" (American Horror Stories, S01E02)
  • "I'm sorry. I'm possessive." (American Horror Stories, S01E02)
  • "I've been whoring all morning and the whistle's dry." (The North Water, S01E01)
  • "The money does what it wants to. Doesn't care what we prefer. Block off one passageway and it carves a new one." (The North Water, S01E01)
  • "It is a grave mistake to think too much. Why board the Volunteer? Why sealing?
    Why whaling? There is no reason and that is its great genius, the illogic of it, the near idiocy. Perhaps life cannot be puzzled or blathered into submission, but should be lived through and survived in whatever fashion a man can manage. Maybe cleverness will get you nowhere. Maybe it is only the stupid, the brilliantly stupid, who will inherit the earth." (The North Water, S01E01)
  • "I am not on no Mother Teresa type shit, all right? I'm actually the most selfish person you'll ever meet. For real, for real. Check it out, check it out, check it out. A. I love cooking. B. I adore Black folks. C. I get to do what I like to do, all day every day. Now tell me what's not more selfish than that right there." (Betty, S02E06)
  • Betty Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Underground Railroad
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Girls5eva

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