Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

34. 2003 (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E02)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • ♫ Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats – "Babe I Know" (Heels, S01E01)
  • "Gotta protect my hot wife." (The White Lotus, S01E06)

(The White Lotus, S01E06)

  • The White Lotus Season Grade: C
  • "It's Elora Danan. Your niece."
    "And I'm Madmartigan." (Reservation Dogs, S01E03)
  • "That's when I became a recluse, and I moved out here. I only go to town to borrow some flower from my cousin, Frank. I live off the land, mainly."
    "Looks like you go to Sonics a lot." (Reservation Dogs, S01E03)
  • "You know, I told you I live off the land."
    "And Sonics." (Reservation Dogs, S01E03)
  • Ravager Thanos (What If…?, S01E02)
  • "We steal from the rich and give to the poor, just like that earthling folk hero of yours, right? Robin Leach." (What If…?, S01E02)
  • Howard the Duck (What If…?, S01E02)
  • "I simply abhor drama."
    "Your outfit would suggest otherwise." (What If…?, S01E02)
  • "Are you crazy? You'll never take them yourself."
    "Not crazy… Mad." (What If…?, S01E02)
  • "I was the one who told you I wanted to see the world. All you did was show me the universe." (What If…?, S01E02)
  • "My friend, that sounds an awful lot like genocide." (What If…?, S01E02)
  • "She's like that chipmunk tornado."
    "Yeah! What?"
    "It's the Tasmanian Devil, okay?" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E01)
  • "Where you've been?"
    "I'm just at school now, actually, Nora."
    "Oh! Ortmo, cool! Dartmouth, yes! That's cool. Big, Big Five, right?" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E01)
  • "You have the organs of a 23-year-old Mormon." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E01)
  • "I'm Greta, by the way."
    "Oh, Greta. Yeah. Like that awesome climate change girl, right?"
    "That, like, hoodied…vegan emo prophet?" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E02)
  • "You right now, you think that you're gonna grow up to be, like, an astronaut, like one of the—not the lady that drove across country in the diaper, but, like, a real cool astroanut." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E02)
  • "You know, we could always go to Norms, get some pancakes, go home, binge-watch Roanoke."
    "Why does Sarah Paulson shit-talk that season? It's so good." (American Horror Stories, S01E07)
  • "I got HiHo burgers from Postmates." (American Horror Stories, S01E07)
  • "I don't need money, but I took a shit job at Erewhon just to have something to do with my days besides watch Family Feud." (American Horror Stories, S01E07)
  • "I usually only cry like this after I masturbate." (American Horror Stories, S01E07)
  • ♫ Noah Cyrus – "Ghost" (American Horror Stories, S01E07)
  • "I think I've spent enough time in the Murder House." (American Horror Stories, S01E07)
  • American Horror Stories Season Grade: D

(Ultra City Smiths, S01E06)

  • Ultra City Smiths Season Grade: C
  • "O'Sullivan wants me to issue a statement of public support for the officer, to give them all extra hazard pay, and to wear this Never Forget Burrito ribbon."
    "Weird. It's the exact same color as my Color Blind Awareness ribbon." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E03)
  • "Well, it seems I was wrong. The 'whoop' is big after all." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E03)
  • "The trident has three prongs, like my approach."
    "Ah, not to interrupt, but Aquaman's trident has five prongs."
    "That's absurd. The prefix 'tri' means three. What this aquatic-man carries is better termed a 'pentadent.'"
    "No, it's a trident. They call it that in the original theatrical release and the Snyder cut."
    "So you're 100% wrong, and everyone's laughing at you." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E03)
  • "What is going on with Detective Boyle? Is he okay?"
    "Oh, you mean why is he face-deep in cheese? Yeah, it's made from the milk of a Balkan donkey and apparently it's quite expensive."
    "Spent 12 thou on ass cheese."
    "Also, he's pretending like he doesn't know what ass cheese sounds like." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E03)
  • "Operation Trident is now Operation Fork." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E03)
  • "I don't have a tramp stamp."
    "Prove it. Show me your lower back."
    "Hmm. Seems I didn't know what a tramp stamp was." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E03)
  • "That lab is owned by David Share, brother of Nine-Nine officer Michael Share." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E03)
  • "The petard. It just won't stop hoisting." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E03)
  • "'Dear Kevin, attached please find a picture of my penis. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.'" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E04)
  • ♫ "Son of a bitch" ♫ (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E04)
  • "You've gotta give it up for Zellweger." (Ted Lasso, S02E05)
  • "Maybe it's piles."
    "Ah. I've accepted 'aubergine' and 'snogging,' but 'piles' I will not abide." (Ted Lasso, S02E05)
  • "Nah, he's a wigwam in a tepee right now."
    "What does that mean?"
    "He's too tense." (Ted Lasso, S02E05)
  • "Um, we have an inquiry from AFC Wrexham. Just got a call from their new owners, showbiz magnates Rob McElhenney and Ryan Reynolds. I can't tell if them buying the club is a joke or not, so I haven't replied to them yet." (Ted Lasso, S02E05)
  • "She told me to expect a mustachioed surprise that would anger me. I thought it was gonna be Wario or my great-aunt Natalie." (Ted Lasso, S02E05)
  • "I dated Gina Gershon once." (Ted Lasso, S02E05)
  • Daniel Dae Kim (The Chair, S01E01)
  • "Do you have fur on your vagina?" (The Chair, S01E02)
  • "It's only about Hello Kitty with her."
    "Her favorite stuffy. She had to leave him at home because my dad hasn't recovered from the Japanese occupation." (The Chair, S01E02)
  • "You shouldn't be pimping for David Duchovny." (The Chair, S01E04)
  • "There's a lot of shootin' in Bulgaria." (The Chair, S01E05)
  • ♫ David Duchovny – "Hell or Highwater" (The Chair, S01E05)
  • The Chair Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Underground Railroad
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Girls5eva

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