Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


35. ♫: Punkin' Lusty – "Greasy Frybread" (Reservation Dogs, S01E04)


Stray Observations

  • ♫: Black Pumas – "Colors" (Heels, S01E02)
  • Rob Van Dam (Heels, S01E02)
  • Cuphead (Heels, S01E02)
  • "Mom's casserole sucks ass." (Heels, S01E02)
  • "This is amazing. But I don't know if my dad is that into pickles."
    "What kind of Native rapper ain't into pickles? Pickles are hot right now." (Reservation Dogs, S01E04)
  • Garrett Hedlund (Reservation Dogs, S01E04)
  • "Is that a Confederate flag tattoo? With feathers on it?"
    "It is. I was a big Skynyrd fan. I mean, I still am. As for the feathers, I just love Indians." (Reservation Dogs, S01E04)
  • "The artifact has a bit of an attitude. Also, no one can lift it. Not even Jackson, and he does CrossFit." (What If…?, S01E03)
  • "It's weird, but I also have a space corpse that looks like a Chippendales dancer rotting on the next table over."
    "Oh, wow. Even while rotting, he smells like lavender."
    "Really? Hmm."
    "Still, there's not a lot connecting a billionaire playboy and a S.H.I.E.L.D. assassin, unless you have any ideas."
    "There was an idea…" (What If…?, S01E03)
  • The Incredible Hulk (What If…?, S01E03)
  • Black Widow pose (What If…?, S01E03)
  • "I promise, when I find your brother's killer, you will have your pound of flesh."
    "What a fascinating choice of words. But I shall require the entire corpse." (What If…?, S01E03)
  • "Guess who the freak is in town this weekend?"
    "Gavin DeGraw?"
    "Why would you say Gavin DeGraw?"
    "Why wouldn't he be in town?" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "Wait, didn't this used to be a sushi bar?
    "It's a Chinese restaurant now."
    "Yeah…"
    "But at least it's like within the Asian family, so it's alright." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "Wait a second. Are you grating a jicama?!" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "I mean, it's still a hot dog place."
    "Actually, we're a sausage dispensary." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "Where are we going?!"
    "An NYU party."
    "Yes! The hot sophomore I've been DM-ing with said it's going to be 'yeet.' Which is a word I just learned."
    "I'm out."
    "No, Nora."
    "Be yeet, be yeet with us." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "What are you ladies dressed up as?"
    "Charlie's angels, duh."
    "Which one of you is Kristen Stewart?"
    "Oh no, we're the original angels!"
    "I'm Drew Barrymore." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "Well, go ahead, you wench!"
    "I said wench first!" (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • "I love the government. I think it's so good." (Awkwafina Is Nora From Queens, S02E03)
  • Macaulay Culkin as a gay prostitute (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "I'm clean. But, uh, you do have to glove up unless you're down for some frottage."
    "Frottage?"
    "It's French for rubbing our dicks together." (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "The kind of vitamin D I like doesn't come from the sun." (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "Don't you just love an Aperol Spritz in the wintertime?" (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "I just want the gristle and fat, bitch!" (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "I suck you, or you don't get shit!" (American Horror Story, S10E01)
  • "Don't be jealous because I found inspiration and you can't play fucking Paganini!" (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • "You killed a man in our sunroom!" (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • "Also, maybe start looking for some real estate out there because I just got an offer from Netflix for an overall." (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • ♫: Massive Attack – "Teardrop" (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • "How many people have taken these pills?"
    "A few. More lately."
    "Why the increase?"
    "Streamers." (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • Macaulay Culkin discussing Jaws (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • ♫: Deftones – "Change [in the House of Flies]" (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • "Welcome to the dick dock."
    "Dick dock?"
    "In July, this place is like a gay Hometown Buffet." (American Horror Story, S10E02)
  • ♫ "Chase is back. All right!" ♫ (The Other Two, S02E01)
  • A check for $25,000 courtesy of Shutterfly (The Other Two, S02E02)
  • "Because Shutterfly knows there's nothing wrong with being gay." (The Other Two, S02E02)
  • "I know a place we can go. It is gay, but I think you'll like it."
    [Big Gay Ice Cream Shop]
    "Don't worry, it's still just regular ice cream." (The Other Two, S02E02)
  • ♫: Wolfgang Black – "Dream On" (The Other Two, S02E02)
  • "What is my least favorite word?"
    "Buttress."
    "It just makes me picture a mattress with a butt."
    "What is my least favorite thing?"
    "Meringue because it looks so much better than it tastes."
    "It's a trick food!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E05)
  • "We ate at a restaurant next to Gail from Top Chef!"
    "Yeah, and then you got so mad at her about Last Chance Kitchen."
    "I wasn't mad. I just think it's insane that they make you go online to watch it!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E05)
  • "His name is David. David Duke Marzipan."
    "David Duke Marzipan?"
    "Hey, don't you go profiling him for what he changed his name to." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S08E06)
  • "And then they just changed the shape of the tortellini…" (Ted Lasso, S02E06)
  • "Dukes of Hazzard style, or as you guys probably call it, the 'Earls of Risk.'" (Ted Lasso, S02E06)
  • "So, I looked him in the eye and I said, 'Paul, I'm leaving you. I'm gonna live my best life now, for as long as I can, until I die. Or until I'm murdered.'" (Ted Lasso, S02E06)
  • "Temper your chocolate, you twat!" (Ted Lasso, S02E06)
  • "This is what a fish pie can do to a team." (Ted Lasso, S02E06)

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Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Girls5eva

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