Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

46. Hot Ones (South Side, S02E01)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "Conference call jokes are just the best jokes, huh?" (Succession, S03E04)
  • "'Little Lord Fuckleroy'…has left the call." (Succession, S03E04)
  • "On Kendall? Woke-ahontas?" (Succession, S03E04)
  • "Uh, not today, Roman, I have a date."
    "Fuck off! With who? Montgomery Clift? The Ghost of Christmas Past?" (Succession, S03E04)
  • "Rabbit-cam, for the kids." (Succession, S03E04)
  • "I'm headed straight to Josh's compound. Tell Dad, 'Meep-meep!' It's from Road Runner." (Succession, S03E04)
  • Kendall and Logan awkward silence (Succession, S03E04)
  • "Well, you know, Beatles put out some of their best shit when they were suing each other. Right?"
    "Yeah, good band."
    "Uh-huh. Great band."
    "Good band." (Succession, S03E04)
  • "And I am going to be down in a dungeon somewhere, sucking off ogres for phone cards." (Succession, S03E04)
  • "Nero and Sporus. I don't— That is not IP I'm familiar with." (Succession, S03E04)
  • "I'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat." (Succession, S03E04)
  • "You're so hard to riff with." (Succession, S03E04)
  • "But in terms of the temperature?"
    "Uh, it's attritional, huh?" (Succession, S03E04)
  • "And I thought, 'What if I forget to burp the toilet wine?'" (Succession, S03E04)
  • "There's a line."
    "Nothing is a line. Everything everywhere is always moving forever." (Succession, S03E04)
  • More Kendall and Logan awkward silence (Succession, S03E04)
  • "You know something, son? I'd sooner get fucked by a spic in a shower block than see you have it." (Succession, S03E04)
  • ♫: Drew Love, Loshendrix, and Mike Hector – "Snoring" (Insecure, S05E03)
  • "What happened?"
    "Um, I guess my baby was just born?" (Insecure, S05E03)
  • "Mom did great. Couldn't have gone smoother. Very little tearing." (Insecure, S05E03)
  • Keke Palmer (Insecure, S05E03)
  • "You gon' be there when they cut his little tallywacker, right?"
    "I mean, that didn't come up, but hell yeah."
    "You gotta make sure they don't cut off too much. Happened to my cousin. I didn't look, but he told me. Still a stunnin' nigga, though." (Insecure, S05E03)
  • "Classic Alarm" feed alarm sound (Insecure, S05E03)
  • "Shake my hand, son."
    "Oh, blessed me with a five." (Insecure, S05E03)
  • "Oh, so she made an Evite, and you gave up on your baby's soul." (Insecure, S05E03)
  • "Ashy Larry strikes again." (Insecure, S05E03)
  • "Hey, y'all got Peppa Pig?"
    "No, no, no. That's Pepper Pig with a hard 'R.' You know, there was copyright issues, and the snout's a little off." (Insecure, S05E03)
  • "Happy Birthday, Simone, an angel amongst demons." (Insecure, S05E03)
  • "I liked it. They liked it."
    "They liked it? Or they liked it?"
    "All three of them."
    "I'm not non-binary. I'm only a 'they' when I'm with a group of people." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E03)
  • "Hey, Larry, come for Shabbos dinner one of these weekends. We had Bari Weiss last Friday night." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E03)
  • "They can't fucking middle." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E03)
  • "You couldn't pay me to listen to advice from a stage three. Stage four only!" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E03)
  • "Are you saying I achieved Goebbels lying status?
    "Yeah, yeah, you're—"
    "Because Goebbels is the GOAT." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E03)
  • "I take all the elements of an ED pill and I infuse it into a beverage. I call it 'tap water.'" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E03)
  • "She's practicing her lines and she's gyrating. Look at her. Look."
    "Eat them latkes! [moans]" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E03)
  • "Anyway, if you need any advice about anything at all, he's possessed with stage four wisdom." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E03)
  • "Do you think he could work here two or three days a week?"
    "Well… It's 2018 and the economy's booming…" (Joe Pera Talks With You, S03E01)
  • "One time, I almost didn't chaperone a field trip downstate because I accidentally watched Final Destination 5. I was horrified the Mackinac Bridge would collapse when the bus went over." (Joe Pera Talks With You, S03E02)
  • "Pain's a lot easier if you let someone feel it with you." (Chucky, S01E05)
  • ♫: Lauv – "Modern Loneliness" (Chucky, S01E05)
  • ♫: Yeah Yeah Yeahs – "Heads Will Roll" (Chucky, S01E05)
  • "Okay, finally, on page 154. I'm-I'm looking at a legal argument. Here we go: "grounds for impeachment." It… No, it's just more sex." (American Crime Story, S03E10)
  • "Nobody deserves Linda Tripp." (American Crime Story, S03E10)
  • "Ingraham might know. She's dating Lindsey Graham now." (American Crime Story, S03E10)
  • "Ugh, God, another Clinton woman."
    "Aren't the Grammys on?" (American Crime Story, S03E10)
  • American Crime Story Season Grade: C
  • "You're a hard-working man who wants to eat a steak that he bought off a website. That story is old as the hills." (South Side, S02E01)
  • "I don't want to watch BET+. Who is Ayala? Did they reboot the teen summit?" (South Side, S02E01)
  • "Martinez has been compiling a complete list. And there's some new gangs. The Slashos, the HKs. The Jerks? That's a gang?"
    "Uh, no, sir. That's a Jamaican spot up the street. I think some of those are lunch places that I wanted to try out."
    "The Chimichangas?"
    "Cold-blooded killers. My cousin one."
    "Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna read this list, and, Martinez, you're gonna tell me if this is your lunch or it is a gang we gotta worry about."
    "Cold Glass of Water?"
    "That's a gang. They drown people."
    "Death Squad?"
    "That is a, uh, hot-sauce spot off of Halsted."
    "GSAs, aka The Granny Smith Apples."
    "That is a ruthless gang."
    "The Drunken Noodles?"
    "That's my favorite Thai street food."
    "The Gizzards?"
    "That's a gang."
    "The Bridgeport Mashers."
    "That's a mashed potato place."
    "The Banh Mi."
    "Sir, that's a French-Asian fusion gang."
    "Okay, and last but not least is Chicago Style Pizzas. I'm going out on a limb. That's a gang?"
    "You right." (South Side, S02E02)
  • "I'm on Tinder, Finder, Blinder, Grindr – nah, just playing with you – Bumble, Stumble, Tumble, and, of course, Negro Search." (South Side, S02E02)
  • "Oh, I can cuss. I can cuss with the best of the them. Vagina!" (South Side, S02E02)
  • "Distract him, Simon!"
    "Hey, Terry, what did you watch on TV last night?"
    "Eyewitness news."
    "What's your favorite song?"
    "'Summer Breeze.'"
    "Alright. There we go. Who did— Who sings that?"
    "The Isley Brothers. I love Ron Isley!"
    "Who's your favorite member of TLC?"
    "Quietly, T-Boz." (South Side, S02E02)
  • "That bartender look like Rhymefest."
    "Yeah. Looks like." (South Side, S02E02)
  • "Ooh, girl, Dusty Byfuglien looking at you." (South Side, S02E03)
  • "Oh, you're Allen Gayle. Oh, I pictured somebody dark-skinned. Damn. This is as disappointing as the first time I saw Ludacris." (South Side, S02E03)
  • "Introducing the RTO-patented Gyrobot."
    "Like a lot of you, I thought it was a robot wearing a karate gi."
    "None of us thought that." (South Side, S02E03)
  • "He breakin' my heart. I should just throw myself off this couch and kill myself right now!"
    "It would be a light sprain." (South Side, S02E03)
  • "We need to lift this word up. We claimed it now. We should make it the new crypto. 'Nigga' as a crypto."
    "I'm sorry. You're hoping to invest and get other people to invest?"
    "I'm just saying, brother—"
    "Buying and selling…"
    "It's— It's—"
    "You're gonna monetize that word?"
    "As a coin."
    "I'm just saying there's value in niggas."
    "By reintroducing slavery as a concept." (South Side, S02E03)
  • "Allen Gayle waits in line at In-N-Out. For a mediocre burger." (South Side, S02E03)

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